Regional Protection Party

[Хahar 🤔]

I doubt we need one for just a Senate race. There isn't a Presidential race or anything going on, is there?

We can just have an election dinner or something like that where we all speak about the region. It's been a slow few months, so I doubt we have anything to talk about for a full fledged convention.

Good idea.  I say we hold something similar to CPAC, just a formal get together of the RPP to discuss important issues.

If y'all happy to travel up to Vermont, I've got a lovely place up here and am more than happy to hire a chef to cater for a small dinner of party representatives.

And so it is done

Let's have it in College Park, hosted at the Governor's Mansion.

Fat chance.

Really?  The Governor, Superior Court Judge, and 1 member of the Assembly are here, as well as a Founder, and the VP.

You're there.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Really?  The Governor, Superior Court Judge, and 1 member of the Assembly are here, as well as a Founder, and the VP.

Smid offered first, perhaps we can hold the April CORR in College Park

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Really?  The Governor, Superior Court Judge, and 1 member of the Assembly are here, as well as a Founder, and the VP.

Smid offered first, perhaps we can hold the April CORR in College Park

Perhaps; hopefully, I'll still be Governor then.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Really?  The Governor, Superior Court Judge, and 1 member of the Assembly are here, as well as a Founder, and the VP.

Smid offered first, perhaps we can hold the April CORR in College Park

Perhaps; hopefully, I'll still be Governor then.

As long as you don't screw up, you will be. 

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Sorry for the false alarm earlier, but now 10/19 RPPers are employed in public office. This includes:

4/5 in the Mideast
4/7 in the Southeast
1/2 in the Midwest
1/3 in the Northeast
0/2 in the Pacific

[SPC]

     Sorry for the false alarm earlier, but now 10/19 RPPers are employed in public office. This includes:

4/5 in the Mideast
4/7 in the Southeast
1/2 in the Midwest
1/3 in the Northeast
0/2 in the Pacific

Who was the 10th office-holder, may I ask?

[Associate Justice PiT]

     MasterJedi, appointed to the office of Mideast Superior Court Judge.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Through Gporter & KotBP:

     In total, we have 9 members in the Southeast, 5 in the Mideast, 3 in the Northeast, 2 in the Midwest, & 2 in the Pacific. We now have 21 members total, including three in TN & VA each, as well as two in LA.

[SPC]

On the downside, their addition means that the RPP no longer holds  a majority of its party in public office.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Yeah, that occurred to me too. Of course, the more people you have the harder it is for most of them to hold public office.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

     Yeah, that occurred to me too. Of course, the more people you have the harder it is for most of them to hold public office.

Still, having 10 members hold office is pretty good.  Does any other Party have that many?

[DownWithTheLeft]

     Yeah, that occurred to me too. Of course, the more people you have the harder it is for most of them to hold public office.

Still, having 10 members hold office is pretty good.  Does any other Party have that many?

The SDP runs that many candidates each time around, however, I think they have around 5 or so office holders

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Yeah, that occurred to me too. Of course, the more people you have the harder it is for most of them to hold public office.

Still, having 10 members hold office is pretty good.  Does any other Party have that many?

The SDP runs that many candidates each time around, however, I think they have around 5 or so office holders

     Which is pathetic considering that they are close to the same size & left-wing, which automatically makes them more mainstream in Atlasia.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Which is pathetic considering that they are close to the same size & left-wing, which automatically makes them more mainstream in Atlasia.

Other than Al, Lewis, and Lief there made up mostly of Xahar sockpuppet accounts

[Lief 🗽]

Ah, yes, a pity we were unable to attract such successful, respected Atlasians as King of the Bench Press and gporter.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Ah, yes, a pity we were unable to attract such successful, respected Atlasians as King of the Bench Press and gporter.

1.) They were not recruited and will not under my watch receive any RPP endorsements for office
2.) You have Xahar which is 20X worse

[MaxQue]

Which is pathetic considering that they are close to the same size & left-wing, which automatically makes them more mainstream in Atlasia.

Other than Al, Lewis, and Lief there made up mostly of Xahar sockpuppet accounts

I didn't know than I was a Xahar sockpuppet.

[Lief 🗽]

Ah, yes, a pity we were unable to attract such successful, respected Atlasians as King of the Bench Press and gporter.

1.) They were not recruited and will not under my watch receive any RPP endorsements for office
2.) You have Xahar which is 20X worse

Hardly. Just because you hate him doesn't mean there's anything wrong with him (and increases my opinion of him, actually), and the Presidential candidate your party endorsed thought well enough of him to appoint him to his cabinet.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Statement on the Gporter Situation
While perennial candidate and one-time ten minute illegimate senator from the Dirty South, Garrison Porter, has joined the party, the party has no plans to endorse him or his agenda or mass genocide as advocated in a prior debate.


Statement on the Death of Fmr. Gov. KoTBP

[Eraserhead]

Just curious, how exactly was KoTBP elected?

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Just curious, how exactly was KoTBP elected?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=77832.0

Dave was the only Southeast citizen that voted in the election and King of the Bench happened to be the only candidate running. Thus, Dave voted for King of the Bench and he was ultimately elected Governor of the Southeast. Shame he did a Harold Holt prior to swearing himself in however.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Kingofthebench was governor before I took over. I can't believe he's died again. He wouldve made a great President.

[Smid]

Shame he did a Harold Holt prior to swearing himself in however.

What? He was picked up by a Chinese submarine?

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Shame he did a Harold Holt prior to swearing himself in however.

What? He was picked up by a Chinese submarine?

My Grandad used to tell me it was the Japanese

I'm surprised that the temporary disappearance of King of the Bench until December 2008 didn't get Atlasian conspiracy theorists going. I mean there are so many possibilities, more than what those 9/11 conspiracy theorists have accumulated over the last several years, as to where the "King" went. I wouldn't be surprised if a Southern Belle took him and held him hostage for months on end, even the possibility those kids from the documentary Spellbound annoyed at his lacking ability to spell had something to do with his disappearance.

[Smid]

Shame he did a Harold Holt prior to swearing himself in however.

What? He was picked up by a Chinese submarine?

My Grandad used to tell me it was the Japanese

I'm surprised that the temporary disappearance of King of the Bench until December 2008 didn't get Atlasian conspiracy theorists going. I mean there are so many possibilities, more than what those 9/11 conspiracy theorists have accumulated over the last several years, as to where the "King" went. I wouldn't be surprised if a Southern Belle took him and held him hostage for months on end, even the possibility those kids from the documentary Spellbound annoyed at his lacking ability to spell had something to do with his disappearance.

Japanese, Chinese, could have been either back then... Then again, I've read emails from a navy diver who claims he was involved in the disappearance and that Holt was murdered because he opposed American bases in Australia. I've done some googling and found his website:

http://www.harold-holt.net/

I warn you to not mess with his website, though, because it is invoked under the second law of the universe and shows CT-scan of the illicit implants in his throat, proving that the Navy used "its small but elite branch of 100 Divers for 'medical and mind drug experiments'" - apparently one of his duties was to engage "in several clandestine operations, one of which was the removal of the body of then Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt from his home out to an awaiting fishing boat the night before it was reported he disappeared while swiming." It's all online to be enjoyed.

Belle or bell? Judging from his comment the other day, he prefers the residents of church towers.