1. Ron DeSantis
Strengths: Appeals to Florida, populism
Weaknesses: Too fat, too girly, too gay?
Is he really considered fat? And I disagree with the notion that he's girly/gay (whatever that's supposed to mean). He's a bully, which conservatives consider to be a masculine trait.
2. Ted Cruz
Strengths: Appeals to Virginia, the family
Weaknesses: Can't figure out what marriage is
What? How does Ted Cruz appeal to Virginia?
3. Marco Rubio
Strengths: Appeals to New Hampshire, can vote in swing states, can win Iowa
Weaknesses: Won't do conservative things like cut taxes to fund Medicaid
How does he appeal to New Hampshire? Iowa is a red state anyway. LOL at the idea that he won't cut medicaid.
4. Rand Paul
Strengths: Appeal to New Hampshire, appeal to Wisconsin, get people talking.
Weaknesses: Can't figure out what "Obamacare" is
How does he appeal to New Hampshire and Wisconsin? What does "get people talking" mean?
5. Jeb Bush
Strengths: Appeal to Texas, can talk about foreign policy
Weaknesses: Too young, too rich.
How is Jeb too young? He's like in his 60s.
6. Scott Walker
Strengths: Appeal to Wisconsin, has ties to Wisconsin
Weaknesses: Can't figure out what "Goes with Gomorrah" means
He'd probably do well in Wisconsin I'll give you that, but he's extremely uncharismatic.
7. Mike Huckabee
Strengths: Appeal to Arkansas, may do some things other folks don't like
Congrats to Huckabee for winning the swing state of Arkansas.
8. Ben Carson
Strengths: Appeal to Louisiana, might speak to Southern states of the South (like Iowa and Alabama)
Weaknesses: Can't figure out what "Duh!" means
How does he have appeal to Louisiana? Also Iowa isn't South.
9. Donald Trump
Strengths: Appeals to North Carolina, can do a lot with money.
Weaknesses: Tough on social issues like gays
I don't see how Trump has a unique appeal to NC.
10. Rick Santorum
Strengths: Appeal to Ohio, can sell himself
Weaknesses: Too small, too old, too fat, too boyish
What does "sell himself" mean? He's an empty suit.
