Surprised Trump hasn't just given him some pointless ambassador post somewhere
Actually this wouldn't be a half-bad role, as long its an ambassadorship for some country that doesn't yet have marriage equality.
Honorable white man Pat McCrory...ambassador to Uganda
Sadly we don't send an ambassador there. But Trump hasn't named someone for the job of Ambassador to Saudi Arabia, and they're anti-gay, so there you go.
Uh, what? The US has an embassy in Uganda, so there has to be an ambassador.
We do have an ambassador to Uganda; her name is Deborah R. Malac. The only countries we don't have an ambassador for are Bhutan, Iran, North Korea, Palestine, and Taiwan.