Are DC, Maryland, and Delaware in the Northeast or the South?

[DINGO Joe]

Clearly part of the NE as it all floats out to sea thanks to global warming

[DINGO Joe]

The Great NorthEast MegaOpolis continues to march further and further South.  First from Philly to Baltimore then to DC on to Richmond, the Research Triangle and Charlotte, across SC to Atlanta.  Unlike Sherman's march, they haven't come to burn, but to conquer.  As the MegaOpolis has split the South asunder, the true Southerner, being of weak mind and constitution has been forced to retreat, further and further into the mountains and swamps, awaiting their eventual extinction, much as the Neanderthals did as the Homo-Sapiens arrived.