Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Hey fat guy. did you walk today. ?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'll be fine.  Trust me.

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[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm trying a different approach, I'm staying off my feet as much as I can so they can be fresh for the first day. 

That's your normal approach to every day of your life.  You should be well prepared. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

READ MY LIPS:  I WILL BE FINE!!!!

Sig's so you can read it every day after you've been canned.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Guys, it doesn't matter how much walking/standing Bushie does now, he's not going to last in his job. He's not going to have any vacation days or sick days for months. We all know ODF needs at least one sick day per week. I give him less than a month. He's too sickly to get through this.

A challenge?  I like it!

No you don't. Your entire life to-date has proven you hate challenge. You like the IDEA of being successful, but when it comes to actually following through and taking on a challenge, you've never had what it takes to see something through.

 - The most-recent diet is no longer mentioned; it died, along with all the others
 - You plan to exercise, you never do
 - You look for quicky relationships and marriages but don't know what it takes to build a long-term, lasting relationship
 - The most success you've had in any job is when you can fly under the radar; anything that requires accountability has chewed you up and spit you out

So drop the "I like challenge" nonsense. You like ease. That is been proven again and again.

You DO have an opportunity to do your best at this coming job, though, if you pull yourself away from the computer / TV / couch and go walking. Go to a park. Go to a mall. Go to a Walmart. Just go walk. That's all -- you have nothing more pressing or important today that demands so much time that you cannot go do this.

In one ear and out the other, Jesse. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

When you have family visits, do you guys not do anything that requires standing and walking? I'm not suggesting you guys go run a marathon, but all of you can go somewhere like a park or downtown or something that technically involves standing and walking but isn't just "walking" either. Do you guys really just sit and stare at screens all day? That sounds completely unbearable.

I would imagine they sit around the TV and gossip. 

Or laugh if someone announces they have diabetes, since that's a family tradition.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Lol. We all know bushie won't last a month on this job, so why hound him? He won't listen, and he'll either be downgraded to bag boy or fired within a month. He can't stand 8 hours. The notion that he actually will make it day after day is just laughable and surely even he doesn't believe he can do it.

See now, that's a discouraging post.  You said you weren't trying to discourage me.  Thankfully, my skin is too thick to listen to your nonsense.  You may not have faith, but you cannot post it publicly.

Yes he can......and he'd be empty quoted 100 to 1 every time if he did.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

More moochers invading and fleecing Granny?  RIP, sweet woman. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

More moochers invading and fleecing Granny?  RIP, sweet woman. 

Why do you continually insult my family?

Your description of who is coming, why, and the fact that all of the burden is clearly on a 95 year old woman to care for them.  That's the picture I draw - moochers.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's very nice of the Browns to gather to hold a birthday party for an old man they aren't related to at all.

Clarification: the Browns are not hosting the birthday party nor are we invited.  We are My 95 year old Granny is hosting a dinner tonight with all of our family together.  The family of the birthday man will hold a birthday party for him tomorrow.  The Browns have a free day tomorrow.

ftfy

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

my guess is bushie is going out with a bang.  the few remaining days of his latest unemployment will be spent pigging out and watching tv for 16 hours at a time.

He's resting his feet. New job prediction - 5 days.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

.  I got two 3x size [redacted] shirts.....

isnt that a wakeup call?

Not really, I've been getting size 3x shirts for a couple years now, so I've become numb to it.

Probably numb in your hands and toes from pre-diabetes.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

FTR the thread/poll posted about how long he will last does not include training time. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Lol@his loser FB buddies giving him advice. There are enough ODF quotes in the last 3 pages to fill 10 signatures.  

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I wonder if he'll make it out of training?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

When this job goes RIP in the next few days, I hope our Executive Producer, Eraserhead, will lock this thread and start a new one.  This has been one of the worst seasons to date.   

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie's commitment to lying is astounding.

Which is why (except for this post) it's been a while since I posted here and don't expect to again.  

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

McKesson has a central IT subcontracted operation near Tulsa.  So not at the pharmacy.....lol.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

McKesson has a central IT subcontracted operation near Tulsa.  So not at the pharmacy.....lol.

Did he tell you he was working there?

I assumed when he said pharmacy, he meant a McKesson/Caremark-type pharmacy benefit operation or a mail order pharmacy. A retail location would make no sense whatsoever.

No Google. My friend Tony from Rite Aid ( a pharmacist) said there's no such animal in a retail store for any big chain.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Everyone of you are despicable.  I have done absolutely nothing to deserve to be so rudely insulted.  All I did was change jobs.  You would not question anybody else for changing jobs, so why are you insulting me so harshly?  I come out the winner in all this.  I am the honest guy.  You all are vile, despicable, and sick human beings.  You don't care about me, you just use me for entertainment.  You are the vile ones, not me.  I am done with the Update.  I am done being treated worse than yesterday's trash.  I'll stick around and talk politics, but the Update is done.  I ask that it be locked.  Idiots.

It's because your a pathetic, fat loser, who can't hold down a job. Your not a winner, you havent been, and never will be. You are not honest. You deleted people from your facebook who told the truth about you.

 You are the vile, despicable person. You hide behind your faith, even though your a total screw up. Good luck with your crappy excuse for a life. I'm sure it will only be around for 3 more years the way you eat.

My good friend and former fat (now super stud), Andrew, left out the most despicable thing.  The fleecing of ODF's parents and 95 year old Granny.  Repulsive.  Yes, end this forever and never post here again.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Maybe the day bushie was sent home early he was actually fired?

I'm beginning to think this is what actually happened. The reason Bushie isn't going back, is because he can't. And to avoid the heat, he applied for the one job he knew he'd get hired for. The ol call center.

^^^^^^^^^^^

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

You are going back to your old ways of, someone is being critical of me so I'm taking my ball and going home and lash out.

Do you see why this seems to make no sense to anyone??  You were going off on how good things are looking at your new job, and then suddenly make a quick and rash switch with no explanation.

A small sample size of lies.

Things are going great at this job, I just wanted to see what else was out there.

No, the job is going great

Lunch time.  My feet are killing me, but it's all good.  No pain, no gain.  I've been doing chicken for the past three hours.  I get off at 2000, and I still have one more break tonight.  All is well in Bushie's world!

Good Monday Evening!  I am home from an awesome day of work!  Despite being very sore right now, today was a great day.  

Memphis, not everything is perfect, but I am enjoying everything about the job so far.  

I'm tired of copying and pasting lies.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What Red said......but he's still lying to his FB friends and family I'm sure by saying it's inside a pharmacy.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's because your a pathetic, fat loser, who can't hold down a job. Your not a winner, you havent been, and never will be. You are not honest. You deleted people from your facebook who told the truth about you.

 You are the vile, despicable person. You hide behind your faith, even though your a total screw up. Good luck with your crappy excuse for a life. I'm sure it will only be around for 3 more years the way you eat.

^^^

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It doesn't matter that you guys are discounting the health benefits of my job.  I'm receiving advice on Facebook which has been proven time and time again to be some of the best advice I can ever receive.

Maybe that's because the advice is tainted by the fact you outright LIE LIE LIE to your friends.  You're a horrible human being.  Enjoy the suffering.