1st Presidential Debate Megathread

[Holmes]

When Biden gets flustered, he gets angry and flies off the handle. I expect Trump to more than exploit this massive weakness tonight.

Um compared to Trump who just rambles incoherently and turns into your racist grandpa?

[Holmes]

Why does Trump need to set aside $70,000 for his hair maintenance?

Is Trump actually bald?

FYI - this is not a winning argument for Biden supporters. Biden has a confirmed hair transplant. He looked like this before

Damn, hair transplants really do work. I need them.

[Holmes]

This troll guy is spouting his mouth about leftists having meltdowns yet he’s here in this thread having one and acting a damn fool.

[Holmes]

CNN INSTANT POLL: 60% say Biden won, 28% say Trump

JESUS

More Dems watched, and that's a fair caveat to these poll results, but I think the guy on CNN said the poll was 26% Republican, so it looks like Trump got no Dem or indie support.

[Holmes]

https://twitter.com/gelliottmorris/status/1311131516546641922

Pretty racist. Why don't they want to move to *ahem* 'diverse' countries instead? Why is no one googling a move to Mali?

Canada has some of the most diverse metropolitan areas in the world.

[Holmes]

A thought just hit me. In some wonderful alternative Universe where he demonstrated a little more self-control, Democratic nominee Senator Al Franken just demolished the incumbent President Trump with brilliant off the cuff one-liners that perfectly lampooned what a fool the man is

Well thank god we don’t live in that timeline.

[Holmes]

A thought just hit me. In some wonderful alternative Universe where he demonstrated a little more self-control, Democratic nominee Senator Al Franken just demolished the incumbent President Trump with brilliant off the cuff one-liners that perfectly lampooned what a fool the man is

Well thank god we don’t live in that timeline.

Serious question, why? I'd assumed you'd love the idea of a President Franken (minus the groppyness).

Well... the groppyness is a pretty important factor! It’s not just something that I can say “aside from that, he’d be a great president”.