The Office of Mideast Governor TJ

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Frankly, Mr. Governor, sir, I won't be shocked if you sign this bill. I know you and I disagree on many issues and that basic human dignity for all Atlasians is one of them. However, I beseech thee in the bowels of Christ to veto this bill. This is nothing but an attempt to dehumanize and debase the millions of LGBT students all across your great region and to teach them that they are less than full citizens of this nation, less than human even. I understand that you have your reasons for opposing full civil rights for LGBT Atlasians, but I do hope that you are not so far gone as to make it official government policy that they are worse than their heterosexual brothers and sisters. A marriage is a marriage, no matter how gay, and it is inhumane to demean the millions of happily married gay couples all across the Mideast and Atlasia at-large (including Mr. Flo and myself) to declare us *inherently* worse than couples such as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I have to recommend that this bill be sent back to the Assembly for further consideration.

I have to recommend that this bill be burned.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

It is clear that Governor TJ is taking the coward's way out. He's not even brave enough to put his name on such an atrocity.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Thank you kindly, Mr. Governor, sir. The Mideast is a better place because of you today.