2014 Selfie Creepfest/Post a picture of yourself thread

[Paul Kemp]

Wow. You would look a lot like Cuyahoga County Executive Ed FitzGerald if you shaved off the mustache. And that's a huge compliment.

...?

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I would vote for Joe as my 'State Commissioner of Stone-cooled, Barrel-aged Whiskey' or 'Inspector General of Artisanal Goods.'

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-imperial-inspector-to-arrive-by-railcar-t,35455

[Adam Griffin]

Wow. You would look a lot like Cuyahoga County Executive Ed FitzGerald if you shaved off the mustache. And that's a huge compliment.

...?

In all fairness, there is an uncanny resemblance there.

Also, this, for Cathcon's feelings.

[Simfan34]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-imperial-inspector-to-arrive-by-railcar-t,35455

Sounds like Simfanland.

[retromike22]

Another one of me:

[Bacon King]

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Me next to my favorite statue in D.C. (technically Oxon Hill, MD).

#RideTheTurtle

There is a picture of me in the Ride-the-Turtle pose, but my friend is terrible at taking pictures, and it came out blurry.

[Mr. Morden]

Me next to my favorite statue in D.C. (technically Oxon Hill, MD).

#RideTheTurtle

There is a picture of me in the Ride-the-Turtle pose, but my friend is terrible at taking pictures, and it came out blurry.

[image removed]

10 point infraction for posting a pornographic image….

[Joe Republic]

Inks, I'm going to be cruel to be kind here, because (a) I know you can handle it, and (b) you dish it out to Bushie fifty times a day...

You've put on weight.  Like, a noticeable amount.  And what's more, you're wearing a gigantic suit that only emphasizes that.

[Torie]

The two love birds as seen last Sunday, which was  a day where you could see forever from this vantage point about a mile from my house, from La Jolla to the south (next to UC San Diego), and Malibu to the north, with snow capped Mt. Baldy in view (the highest point in the San Gabriel Mountains above Clairmont/Upland, about 10,000 feet in elevation).

[angus]

capped Mt. Baldy in view

Just too many possibilities in your post.  I see four easy jokes right off the top, but I'll just go for the low-hanging fruit.  

Actually, I won't even go there.  Too lazy.

Still, I have to ask, what happened to Antonio, or Emilio, or whatever the arm-wrestling guy's name was?  You sure move on fast, cowboy.

[Torie]

capped Mt. Baldy in view

Just too many possibilities in your post.  I see four easy jokes right off the top, but I'll just go for the low-hanging fruit.  

Actually, I won't even go there.  Too lazy.

Still, I have to ask, what happened to Antonio, or Emilio, or whatever the arm-wrestling guy's name was?  You sure move on fast, cowboy.

Well it is named Mt. Baldy, because its "head" is bald. I didn't name it. Anyway, as to arm wrestling, his name is Matt. He is my trainer. My partner is Dan. But well, in the gay world ... no I won't go there. Let's just say, that sex in the gay world, has a different "protocol" often than in much of the straight world. Men are wired differently than females in general. Who knew?

[Ban my account ffs!]

Yeah this is alarming.  He's willing to make light of other peoples' relationships and yet he moves through his in matters of days or weeks.

Typical baby boomer "do as I say and not as I do" bullsh**ttery.

[Torie]

Yeah this is alarming.  He's willing to make light of other peoples' relationships and yet he moves through his in matters of days or weeks.

Typical baby boomer "do as I say and not as I do" bullsh**ttery.

What you wrote seems to have little or nothing to do with what I wrote, now or in the past, if you are referring to me. Anyway, I have been in a stable relationship with Dan for about 18 months now. We love each other very deeply. Thanks.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Then I'm happy for you, Torie.  I misread from other pictures you posted with a different guy wherein I believe you made some leading comments about being in a relationship with him. 

I don't believe this was just me... as Angus seemed to confirm it in the post above.  So I apologize for that.  I still don't appreciate comments belittling or making light of long distance relationships from a guy who realized he was gay around the time he started collecting social security.

[Maxwell]

Why is my face so red?

[Torie]

Then I'm happy for you, Torie.  I misread from other pictures you posted with a different guy wherein I believe you made some leading comments about being in a relationship with him.  

I don't believe this was just me... as Angus seemed to confirm it in the post above.  So I apologize for that.  I still don't appreciate comments belittling or making light of long distance relationships from a guy who realized he was gay around the time he started collecting social security.

Not to keep beating a drum until it has no sound, but "long distance relationships?" Color me confused.

Oh, and I don't collect social security. The implicit rate of return for waiting until age 70 is about 8% annualized, a most excellent rate of return for a near risk free investment, when the same elsewhere earns about 0%. Sorry to digress into the hazarai. And as for chronological age itself, I apologize for having a rather pedestrian emotional development. But the thing is the journey, more than reaching the destination. At least for me.  

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

capped Mt. Baldy in view

Just too many possibilities in your post.  I see four easy jokes right off the top, but I'll just go for the low-hanging fruit.  

Actually, I won't even go there.  Too lazy.

Still, I have to ask, what happened to Antonio, or Emilio, or whatever the arm-wrestling guy's name was?  You sure move on fast, cowboy.

Well it is named Mt. Baldy, because its "head" is bald. I didn't name it. Anyway, as to arm wrestling, his name is Matt. He is my trainer. My partner is Dan. But well, in the gay world ... no I won't go there. Let's just say, that sex in the gay world, has a different "protocol" often than in much of the straight world. Men are wired differently than females in general. Who knew?

Wait, Matt's gay too?  Damn I thought it was just Memo?

[Torie]

Memo's straight (I think I have told you that about a dozen times now Grumps), and Matt plays the field. Cheers.

[Sopranos Republican]

FTR, are talking about a different Matt here, correct?

[Torie]

FTR, are talking about a different Matt here, correct?

Yeah. If I were referring to you, I should be banned.   But do you look as hot as my Matt does?  Just asking out of idle curiosity.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Inks, I'm going to be cruel to be kind here, because (a) I know you can handle it, and (b) you dish it out to Bushie fifty times a day...

You've put on weight.  Like, a noticeable amount.  And what's more, you're wearing a gigantic suit that only emphasizes that.

Actually, I haven't since the last time you pointed it out. I've gained weight since high school, but have plateaued since sophomore/junior year of college. I'm about 15 pounds overweight, but comfortable enough with that. Since my girlfriend is losing weight this summer for the Navy, I may go along and try to lose a few pounds.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

capped Mt. Baldy in view

Just too many possibilities in your post.  I see four easy jokes right off the top, but I'll just go for the low-hanging fruit.  

Actually, I won't even go there.  Too lazy.

Still, I have to ask, what happened to Antonio, or Emilio, or whatever the arm-wrestling guy's name was?  You sure move on fast, cowboy.

Well it is named Mt. Baldy, because its "head" is bald. I didn't name it. Anyway, as to arm wrestling, his name is Matt. He is my trainer. My partner is Dan. But well, in the gay world ... no I won't go there. Let's just say, that sex in the gay world, has a different "protocol" often than in much of the straight world. Men are wired differently than females in general. Who knew?

So non gayz shouldn't view gay male couples as monogomous? 

[Ban my account ffs!]

capped Mt. Baldy in view

Just too many possibilities in your post.  I see four easy jokes right off the top, but I'll just go for the low-hanging fruit. 

Actually, I won't even go there.  Too lazy.

Still, I have to ask, what happened to Antonio, or Emilio, or whatever the arm-wrestling guy's name was?  You sure move on fast, cowboy.

Well it is named Mt. Baldy, because its "head" is bald. I didn't name it. Anyway, as to arm wrestling, his name is Matt. He is my trainer. My partner is Dan. But well, in the gay world ... no I won't go there. Let's just say, that sex in the gay world, has a different "protocol" often than in much of the straight world. Men are wired differently than females in general. Who knew?

So non gayz shouldn't view gay male couples as monogomous? 

Yeah.  I guess I wasn't so wrong to say what I said about Torie after all.

The point is:  Torie is highly unrepresentative of the gay community.  Or of people in general.

I know you "get" that Grumps.  You and I figured it out around teh same time... and we haven't quite liked Torie the same since.