Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[minionofmidas]

This pictures maybe fake, but Ghost/Sprits aren't. I personally have seen some.

I rest my case.

Yea, I was 99% sure ghosts existed, that has now dropped to about 40%

DTWL, why do you hate me? Why do you always cut me down? Is it because you were picked on in school, and know you try to make your self feel bigger by picking on someone over the computer? You are a sorry excuse for a man.

In this particular instance its because someone who believes the Earth is 6,008 years old obviously will believe anything.  Usually its because I've had more intelligent conversations with the paper weight on my desk

I believe the earth is around 6,008 years old because that is what the Bible says. And you can't believe some part of the bible, you have to believe all the bible, you can't cherry pick what you like and don't like. Anyways, I done with you, because the fact is, if you and I were face to face you wouldn't be talk sh**t to me, because you hind behind your computer. So why don't you go talk to your paper weight again, I'm sure it likes you.

Whatever else you may think about Josh, he sure has got Dwdl's number.

Although I doubt Down's paperweight likes him. I suppose it's just learnt that deadpan is better than dead.

[minionofmidas]

Doesn't Obama at least get an unrealistic neighboring state advantage, too?

No. The neighboring state advantage has historically only applied to the Vice Presidential nominee.

Cheap laugh maybe, but laugh I did.

[minionofmidas]

The word "owned" doesn't even begin to describe this:

my economic positions are similar to bill clinton.  although im a bit more of a free marketeer than he is.  for example, i do support privatizing social security.

We think alike there.

I'm with Jake. Don't rule out third parties or a write in vote. Aren't you a pretty big hawk though? I seem to recall you saying we should have attacked Syria. McCain sounds like your man, at least foreign policy wise.

i dont like the term 'hawk', but i believe in an aggressive war on terror.

as for syria, that regime should have been ousted long, long ago.

Al Qaeda agrees with you.

Only partially.

Because that regime should have been ousted long, long ago. Just not by us or you.

[minionofmidas]

Damn, my boy must have had a hell of a day here. Great to see.

Ut oh you said "boy." RACIST!

Meh. Credit where it's due.

[minionofmidas]

Been done before, but here's mine:

Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Barbara Streisand

Let me recommend Jane Fonda for the position.

[minionofmidas]

...also, penguins live outside of Antarctica.  The Galapagos Penguin for one.

Don't forget about the Pittsburgh Penguin.

I think that is a Pittsburgh Penguin.

[minionofmidas]

I'm a hypocrite.

How long til that turns up in a signature? Bets are still being accepted...

[minionofmidas]

Xahar you have not been spamming. what is wrong with you? are you sick?

Lol.