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Question: would you rather live in a dung beetle's stomach or a chimpanzee's urethra?
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I enjoy digesting dung.		  
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I'll stick with simian semen		  
#3
Hey, how about fewer of these stupid "Would you rather live in..." polls.		  
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« on: March 11, 2013, 07:46:48 PM »
In the spirit of totally asinine polls, suppose that you were a single-celled organism and could choose to make your habitat in the very fascist environment of a dung beetle's stomach or in the anarcho-communist environment of a chimpanzee's urethra?  Before you vote, consider your voting proclivities as well as your preferences with regard to diet, climate, and general lifestyle choices.
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2013, 08:14:47 PM »
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Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2013, 08:27:49 PM »
Angus, I hope you appreciate that I'm very tired and overworked of late, and seeing the title of this thread made me start laughing so hard I'm snorting.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 04:36:14 AM »
Your testicles, Angus.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 06:53:53 AM »

How very thoughtful.  I would enjoy the infection.
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2013, 07:30:58 AM »
Testicles are a healthful and delicious food!
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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2013, 08:06:01 AM »
Write-in: I am Angus' liver.
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2013, 08:25:44 AM »
Please avoid drunken, emotional poll making.  Thanks, Dave Leip.
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