Democratic Iowa Caucus results thread (entrance poll @8pm ET)

[Joe Republic]

And by the way I CANNOT STAND how openly anti-Sanders these CNN guys are

ugh (again)

You should have been watching MSNBC.  They were sucking Bernie's ballots all evening.

[Joe Republic]

lol at all the frustrated, delusional Bernie assholes trying to pretend Bernie beat expectations and never had a chance in Iowa.
CNN had Bernie up 9 in Iowa, and the polls have been MOE for the last month.
Just 12 hours ago these kids were saying Bernie was going to easily win because of the enthusiasm gap.  Now they hope we've all forgotten.  Steve McQueen remembers.

Nope, and it looks like she won just because she got lucky with coin flips.

"THE COINS WERE RIGGED!  CHECK THEM OUT - THEY HAD HEADS ON BOTH SIDES!!!"

[Joe Republic]

It looks like Hillary won 5 delegates with a coin toss

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/elections/presidential/caucus/2016/02/02/sometimes-iowa-democrats-award-caucus-delegates-coin-flip/79680342/

I wonder if winning 5 out of 5 coin flips is statistically significant?  Jfern?

[Joe Republic]

So according to the obviously imperfect entrance poll Clinton only won minority voters 58%-34%. I thought she would have performed a lot more strongly than that.

So Hillary won Iowa's 29 minority voters, and Bernie won the other 17?

[Joe Republic]

Democratic caucus by precinct

Amazing work, but this really hurts my eyes.