Yes, I'm quite familiar with your fantasy world, ag. By the way, do you live in Texas? Have you ever left the Bad Place? And have you ever met a European?
Oh, sure. Unlike you, I am not going to conceal my links to nobility
So,
1. I've been exactly twice to Texas: once to El Paso (well, twice really - I was in Mexico for most of the trip, El Paso was, mostly, an airport for me, though I did spend a couple of nights in a hostel) and once to Austin. I also know reasonably well the insides of the Houston airport - they usually detain me in immigration there (and only there) for some strange reason, so I've spend time in places you don't suspect about
DFW is better than HOU, in my experience - I can usually make the scheduled connection there. Never been anywhere else in Texas. In the US I've spent 9 years in and around NYC. These days I usually go to Boston, though in the past year or so I've been also to Chicago, NY and SF.
2. I grew up in the former USSR. But if that's not European enough for you, I lived in Spain for about a year. Is that Europe? I also spent a couple of months in Australia (was considering a move) - not really European, but it tries
As for Europeas - well, just talked to 2 in the morning, will be talking to the third one in a sec (though he has naturalized as a Mexican recently, so he might not qualify). Anyways, why Europeans? There are mostly (Latin) Americans around here - do you really think they are that bad? I always knew you don't like the non-white people.
3. I don't know, what's the "Bad Place", but I've been living in Mexico for most of the past decade (and took its citizenship). Perhaps, in your book Mexico qualifies as Texas South. Is this country really capital-B "Bad"?