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« on: February 14, 2010, 11:46:16 PM »
« edited: February 15, 2010, 12:23:18 AM by redcommander »

Seeing how great the other ones are, I decided to start one for Sarah Palin.

Palin says not considering a run for president in 2012 would be 'absurd'

Associated Press
02/14/10 10:01 AM EST
WASHINGTON — Sarah Palin says it would be "absurd" for her not to consider running for president in 2012.
The former Alaska governor and the Republican vice presidential nominee in 2008 says she will run for president if she believes it's right for the country and right for her family.
Palin was asked on "Fox News Sunday" if she knows more today about domestic and foreign affairs than she did two years ago. Her response: "Well, I would hope so."
She says her focus has widened since she was governor of Alaska. Palin says she gets daily briefings by e-mail on domestic and foreign policy issues from advisers in Washington.
Palin appeared on "Fox News Sunday." She is a paid contributor to Fox News.


Read more at the Washington Examiner: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/ap/palin-says-not-considering-a-run-for-president-in-2012-would-be-absurd-84338897.html#ixzz0fZrioLJU
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2010, 11:59:48 PM »
« Edited: February 15, 2010, 12:15:36 AM by Mechadude »

Oh boy oh boy, this is going to be fun.

February 8th, 2010:

Sarah Palin has a gangbang with Todd Palin, Newt Gingrich, John Thune, Bob Dole, Dan Quayle, John McCain, Marco Rubio, Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, Dennis Kucinich, Mike Huckabee, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Rand Paul, Christopher Dodd, Bill Richardson, Dan Boren, John Sullivan, Tom Cole, Jeff Sessions, Richard Shelby, Mark Begich, Mark Warner, Jim Webb, Bill Clinton, Richard "the Dick" Cheney, George W. "I Love" Bush, Jon Kyl, Mark Pryor, Blanche Lincoln, Michael Bennet, Joseph Liebermann, Tom Carper, Ted Kaufmann, Beau Biden, Bill Nelson, George LeMieux, Saxvy Chambliss, Johnny Isaakson, Daniel Akaka, Daniel Inouye, Jim Risch, Mike Crapo, Butch Otter, John Hoeven, Dick Durbin, Roland Burris, Arlen Specter, Richard Lugar, Evan Bayh, Chuck Grassley, Tom Harkin, Pat Roberts, Sam Brownback, Pat Buchanan, Pat Robertson, Jim Bunning, Mitch McConnell, David Vitter, Ben Cardin, Carl Levin, Al Franken, Roger Wicker, Thad Cochran, Ben Nelson, Mike Johanns, John Ensign, Harry Reid, Judd Gregg, Jeff Bingaman, Tom Udall, Bob Menendez, Frank Lautenberg, Richard Burr, Chuck Schumer, Byron Dorgan, Sherrod Brown, George Voinovich, Jeff Merkley, Ron Wyden, Bob Casey Jr, Sheldon Whitehouse, Jack Reed, Linsey Graham, Jeff DeMint, Tim Johnson, Bob Corker, Orrin Hatch, Bob Bennett, Bernie Sanders, Patrick Leahy, Robert Byrd, Jay Rockefeller, Herb Kohl, Russ Feingold, Ted Kennedy, John Barrasso, Mike Enzi, John Merkel, Mark Udall, Barack Obama, Joseph Biden, Jon Coryn, Tom Coburn, Jim Inhofe, Scott Brown, John Kerry, and all the star players on the Wachilla Hockey team. A sex tape is made.......

February 11th, 2010:

The "Naylin Palin 3: World's Biggest Political Gangbang, we're not sh*tting you this time bro!" is released and becomes the fastest selling pornographic video in the entire combined cumulative comprehensive histories of every single universe that has ever existed.
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 12:04:36 AM »

March 5, 2010: Sarah Palin decides to become a porn star. She chooses the name Nailin' Palin.
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 12:09:59 AM »
« Edited: February 15, 2010, 04:40:44 PM by redcommander »

March 10, 2010

Levi You are the Father!!!!!!

Levi Johnston is revealled to be the father of Trigg Palin. Sarah Palin, Todd Palin, and Levi agree to go on the Maury Show for a paternity test after Sarah reveals that she had cheated on Todd with Levi. Despite this shocking news, Former President Bill Clinton states in an interview he thinks that Palin should run for President in 2012. He believes her new found career in the porn business will bring a new perspective of governance to the oval office. Although from separate parties, Clinton's statement indicates he may be willing to endorse her because of continuing tension he has with President Obama.
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 04:51:47 PM »

May 15, 2010

Sarah Palin is killed by Global Warming. An autopsy reveals she is the Jigsaw killer after a tape recorder is discovered in her stomach that reveals her identity. Bristol continues her mother's work in the Porn industry.
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 06:15:25 PM »

August 24, 2010: Barack Obama declares that he is officially a rapper and that his election and Presidency was just a cover for him so that he could have access to the WH disco and make the best rap video ever.
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 09:32:13 PM »

Septemeber 5, 2010- Obama releases an album called "How to rape Sarah Palin", the following morning Michelle Obama files divorce papers and calls Barach a "Crazy ****** whore."
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 09:37:01 PM »

November 17, 2010: James Buchanan and Franklin Pierce come back from the dead. Buchanan then b*ttrapes Pierce.
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 09:38:51 PM »

December 3rd, 2010-Alex Jones declares that the Jews did WTC and the "cap things they wear on their head......so gay". Nobody cares.
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 09:41:06 PM »

December 4rd, 2010- A dog eats Frank Murkowski's face.
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 09:53:04 PM »

December 21, 2012: The acopalyse occurs when George W. Bush angers God by wearing Victoria's Secret panties.
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 09:55:21 PM »

December 31, 2012

Sarah Palin rises from the dead.
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 09:57:38 PM »

December 29, 2059: Barack Obama releases a new rap video called Black To The Future--Coz You Don't Know What'z Gonna Occur.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2010, 09:49:36 AM »

January 1, 2060- Jesus returns from the dead and says mormons suck on national tv. Rapist Mitt Romney is outraged.
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