SB 107-20: 1984 = 1776 Act (Rejected)

[Joseph Cao]

Why are we lowering fluoride levels this far?

[Joseph Cao]

Why are we lowering fluoride levels this far?

It makes the frogs gay.

Why are we lowering fluoride levels this far?

It’s poison

Ah of course, excellent points. Can’t go turning our frogs gay now, can we?

[Joseph Cao]

Nay, ornithologists and bird owners are very fine people.

[Joseph Cao]

Subsection (d) is clearly and simply a waste of resources – who expects the federal government to reliably investigate birdlike drones when the federal government itself has obviously had a hand in assisting or creating them? Clownery.

The rest of the bill is good stuff but voting for a bill with this in it is unconscionable.

[Joseph Cao]

1776 ACT

SECTION I: NAME
a. This act shall be known as the 1984 = 1776 Act

SECTION II: HALTING ILLUMINATI TAKEOVER OF ATLASIA
a. Beginning January 1, 2023, the design of the reverse side of all one-dollar bills produced in 2020 and thereafter shall be changed from the current design by replacing the reverse of the Great Seal with the obverse of the Great Seal.

b. Beginning January 1, 2023, all federal employees who receive more than $20 from owners of avians, aviculturists, ornithologists, other persons affiliated with avian-related business(es), the illuminati, or Bilderberg Group in a calendar year shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.

c. Beginning January 1, 2023 the maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 0.5mg/L (0.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

d. The funds made available from the lowering of the maximum allowable level of fluoride as specified in Section II subsection (c) of this act shall be designated towards the investigation of government activities surrounding the creation of bird-like drones.

A final vote is now open on this legislation. Senators, please vote Aye, Nay, or Abstain.

[Joseph Cao]

I am being heavily pressured by Big Bird to vote against this bill.

Nay.

[Joseph Cao]

Reminder for all and sundry that this vote closes at noon tomorrow.

[Joseph Cao]

Final vote tally:

Aye (6): Mr. R, Deadprez, CalamityBlue, Muad'dib, Crane, Ishan

Nay (7): Kuumo, discovolante, beesley, WB, FalterinArc, S019, Joseph Cao

Abstain (1): North Carolina Yankee

Present (1): West_Midlander

Not voting (3): tack50, Old School Republican, Western Democrat

By a vote of 6-7-1-4, this bill fails to pass.