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Kalwejt
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« on: December 13, 2009, 06:41:07 AM »
« edited: December 13, 2009, 04:21:33 PM by Max Otto von Stirlitz »
For pure fun.

In 2012 JSojourner primaried Barack Obama and, with Fritz as his running-mate, defeated Republican ticket of Mike Naso and Keystone Phil. Naso sank in the polls after he relased infamous as "do I look presidential?", and then complained "Nicholas Sarkozy is ignoring me!".

JSojourner became the first President to use an obscure forum nickname as official.

Up to next poster.
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2009, 07:15:16 AM »
As President-elect JohnnyBoy, due to being a fake account, never showed up for inauguration, his veep Keystone Phil takes a power.

In February 2021 Keystone resiged to take another vacation in Italy, thus elevating his veep, RowanBrandon, to the Presidency.

Rowan was defeated by a Democrat Antonio V in 2016. New progressive administration was short-lived, after Senator Hamilton proved that Antonio faked his VT birth certificate. Chief Justice East Coast Republican, in a famous "United States v. Frenchie" case, sentenced President, who was already impeached, to lifetime ban.

Anyway, Vice President Barnes is now da boss.  His first nomination of Alcon for veep, was unsuccessfull, after media revealed that he's serial and merciless thread killer.
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2009, 07:19:27 AM »
Sorry Antonio, Barnes is President now Tongue

Anyway:

45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2009, 09:46:05 AM »
Elected as a Republican then, BushOklahoma was president for a very short time. After, three months following his victory, he became sure he's dying from a swine flu and resigned to not let government affected by his ilness, his veep DWTL took power.

After BushOk checked on forum replies to his "I have swine flu and I'm resigning" post on off-topic board, where fellow forumers proved him that was not true, he attempted to regain the power, saying: "I was wrong, so I wanna my office back" by a military force, but was defeated, arrested, tried and exiled to Montana.

DWTL rule of terron begin...
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2009, 11:06:29 AM »
Hamilton and D'Israeli, who championed end of state reglation on slavery ownership rights, soon turned out to be the same bastards and were toppled by a pair of the great guerillas, Mechaman and Kalwejt, who begun to restore justice and freedom as Co-Presidents.
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2009, 11:23:24 AM »
Then Ththforu declared independent candidacy and allow me to win again.

As President, I legalized marijuana and other cool stuff.

But great era was cut off short, when I died in office, after too much vodka and tobacco at once, and due to lack of veep (who the fuk needs veep?) I was succeeded by Speaker of the House JewishCon
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2009, 01:32:24 PM »
Generalissomo L'Hermine, after half of a year in office, get depressed and shot himself to death. His low-key, very nice veep, Benconstine , took a power.

Two months later Field Marshal Arturo Xahar e Silva who lost his patience overthrew President Benconstine in a blodless coup end exiled him to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

And after three years of ambitious reforms, Colonel Daniel Adams, a leader of far-right wing military group, ambushed presidential convoy, took Field Marshal as a prisoner, establishing himself as the next President under "moral values or you die" banner.


Um, so we have following rulers:

JSojourner
Fritz
Keystone Phil
RowanBrandon
Antonio V
Barnes
(One Green Guy as Emperor)
BushOklahoma
DWTL
Hamilton
Mechaman & Kalwejt joint rule
Officepark
Kalwejt
JewishConservative
Hashemite
Benconstine
Xahar
Daniel Adams
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2009, 01:37:02 PM »
45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-2029
51th: BushOklahoma (R-OK), 2029
52th: DWTL (R-NJ), 2029-2038
53th : Hamilton (Liberty-CA), 2038-2046
2046-2050 : Office abolished, replaced by a Revolutionary comitee led by Mechman (New Liberty-OK) and Kalwejt (Radical-RI).
54th: Officepark (Independent Conservative-VA), 2050-2054
55th: Kalwejt (Rad-RI), 2054-2057
56th: JewishConservative (IC-AK), 2057-2058
57th: Hashemite (Rad-ME), 2058
58th: Benconstine (Rad-VA), 2058
59th: Xahar (Rad-CA), 2058
60th Daniel Adams (R-FL), since 2058

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
51th: Resigned
52th: Overthrown
53th: Overthrown
55th: Died in office
56th: Overthrown
57th: Committed suicide
58th: Overtrown and exiled to Iran
59th: Overtrown and taken prisoner
60th: Current boss, babe
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2009, 02:43:08 PM »
Captain Mechaman rule was short-lived as well, because after two days out of power President Adams returned and restored moral values.

And he ruled for 10 FREAKING YEARS. Mechman attempted to regain a power for the people two years within Daniel second term, just to be captured and publicly put to death via single-drug lethal injection, but he will ressurect one day, just like Kalwejt.

After 10 years, Daniel Adams was shot by some crazy librul and succeeded by Vice-Adams East Coast Republican, former Chief Justice.
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2009, 02:54:43 PM »
President East Coast Republican nothelessly awarded Stark with a Medal of Honor... And this was his last official act, as former President Antonio V changed his IP, logged in again and led an army of socialist Europeans and Vermont communists to topple evil ECR regime. After this great victory, nodoby dared to ask if he's natural born citizeN.

Welcome back, Mr. President! 
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2009, 03:05:09 PM »

Field Marshal Arturo Xahar e Silva is relased from cruel jail and is planning something...
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2009, 03:09:32 PM »
President Antonio V, with a help of ressurected former President and guerilla comandante Kalwejt defeated former near-dead President forces and takes him as a prisoner.
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2009, 04:18:39 PM »
Kalwejt get so pissed that he was not named at least damn co-Secretary and challenged Mechaman for an epic duel for power. God, however, disliked both of them and killed both rivals.

They can't ressurect.
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2009, 04:23:28 PM »
But GOD send the second Jesus, Bgwah, to take over and NiK could do nothing abiut that.

Meat eating is prohibited under a sentence of death.
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2009, 04:30:23 PM »
Bgwah get offennded and returned to heaven

HappyWarrior taked the power, allow everyone to eat whetever they want, under a condition they all accept health insurance.

"True America" get pissed...
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2009, 04:33:43 PM »

Said Sewer SOcialist and he died, alone
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2009, 04:34:14 PM »
45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-2029
51th: BushOklahoma (R-OK), 2029
52th: DWTL (R-NJ), 2029-2038
53th : Hamilton (Liberty-CA), 2038-2046
2046-2050 : Office abolished, replaced by a Revolutionary comitee led by Mechaman (New Liberty-OK) and Kalwejt (Radical-RI).
54th: Officepark (Independent Conservative-VA), 2050-2054
55th: Kalwejt (Rad-RI), 2054-2057
56th: JewishConservative (IC-AK), 2057-2058
57th: Hashemite (Rad-ME), 2058
58th: Benconstine (Rad-VA), 2058
59th: Xahar (Rad-CA), 2058
60th Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2058
61st: Mechaman (L-OK), 2058
62nd: Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2058-2068
63rd: East Coast Republican (R-FL), 2068
64th: Antonio V (Rad-VT), 2068
Office abolished, Mechaman as General Secretary, 2068
65th NiK (IC-CA), 2068
66th: Bgwah (Rad-WA), 2068-2071
67th: HappyWarrior (Red-MD), 2071-present]

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
51th: Resigned
52th: Overthrown
53th: Overthrown
55th: Died in office
56th: Overthrown
57th: Committed suicide
58th: Overtrown and exiled to Iran
59th: Overtrown and taken prisoner
60th, 62nd: Overthrown, reinstituted
61st: Ovethrown and executed
63rd: Overthrown
64th: Recaptured power and regained password. Ovethrew
65th: Overthrew
66th: Resigned because of meat issue
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2009, 04:38:29 PM »
Quote from: SoIA NiK on December 13, 2009, 04:35:33 PM

With no friends.

NiK came back, ancient, and killed Bgwah (Jesus), he revealed himself as the reincarnation of Richard Nixon, and, the antichrist, he manipulated everyone with kindness.

Until some unkind man killed him by a shotgun.

"I hate damn nice people", assassin explained, before he was piut to death under an order of NiK not nice successor, Coburn in 2012

SPECIAL RULE: NO FORMER PRESIDENT CAN BE PRESIDENT AGAIN
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2009, 04:44:31 PM »
Historical ranking of Presidents:

JSojourner: Great FF, mathyr for Democracy

Frist: Great FF

Keystone Phil: Are you kidding me? This fellow prefered to take a trip to Italy instead of ruling!

Rowan: Ughhhh

Antonio V: Great FF, he was beyond his times

Barnes: So he was

BushOK: He read to much about dieases

DWTL: Lulz!

Hamilton: Lulz 2

Mech and Kalwejt: Great FFs

Officepark: FF

Kalwejt: A great visioner, reformer, champion for liberties, mathyr

JewCon: Hahahahahahahahaha

Hashemite: Great FF with poor suicidal skills

Benconstine: Shh, he's in Iran now!

Xahar: Bloddy dictator!

Daniel Adams: Uk

Mechman: Had he only succeeded... ah

Daniel Adams: Ukkkkk

ECR: Lol, lol, lol

Antonio V: A true statesman

NiK: Great statesman, master manipulator, kindness killed him finally

Bgwah: He cared too much about food, to little about people

HappyWarrior: Massive Statesman

Coburn in 2012: WFT?

Disraeli: He's in heaven now

Stark: OMG!
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2009, 05:15:24 PM »

Like Antonio, he was great!
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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2009, 05:28:42 PM »
Quote from: Gahner Ree Haus on December 13, 2009, 05:24:28 PM
Mechaman: The only Atlasian to abolish the post of president twice.

Mechaman: Only leader who received an injection for grevious crimes against moral order and state security (but only once!)

Hash: you can't be leader again Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2009, 05:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Gahner Ree Haus on December 13, 2009, 05:42:46 PM
Quote from: Social Individualist on December 13, 2009, 05:40:02 PM
I demand an in detail post-modernist essay on my presidency.

Okay here we go:

The Presidency of Winston Disraeli of Atlasia from a Post Modernist perspective:

go eat shit fuckers

THIS IS THE GREATEST AND BEST ANALISE OF D'ISRAELI PRESIDENCY EVER WRITTEN!
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« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2009, 06:04:07 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2009, 06:05:33 PM »

Um, yes
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Gahner Ree Haus on December 13, 2009, 06:25:12 PM
In the year 11491 the great leader prophetman reveals that an Invisible Sky Daddy from up above revealed that the black man is the devil. He orders that blackie be moved to Stankonia while the lord instructs prophetman on the destruction of the immoral black beasts of burden.

However, God happens to be opebo and is too busy having relations with Thai hookers to care and prophetman dies, alone and a virgin, while waiting for God's instruction while blackie is partying out in Stankonia.

This was soooo sad......
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