Atlasian presidential administrations (AKA Retardfest 2009)

[Mechaman]

Revolutionary Council for teh win!

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And then suddenly Freedom Fighter and great Truthman Robert Stark reveals that the Jews really did WTC and that Daniel Adams is a Jew. In a great turn of events that will forever change the politics of WhatevertehHellWeCallThis........NOBODY CARED.

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And then Mechaman arose from the dead a proclaimed himself General Secretary of the party. Millions upon millions of Moralfags are sent to the Gulag as a result.

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Mechaman: The only Atlasian to abolish the post of president twice.

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Hashemite declares himself above the law and takes over Acre. The result is a bloody Civil War between the forces of Hasehmite and Stark that lasts for OVER 9000 YEARS!

In the year 11491 the war finally ends, with hundreds of billions of dead smurfs in it's wake.
A powerful righteous just man by the name of prophetman reigns over the reunited empire.

[Mechaman]

I demand an in detail post-modernist essay on my presidency.

Okay here we go:

The Presidency of Winston Disraeli of Atlasia from a Post Modernist perspective:

go eat shit fuckers

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In the year 11491 the great leader prophetman reveals that an Invisible Sky Daddy from up above revealed that the black man is the devil. He orders that blackie be moved to Stankonia while the lord instructs prophetman on the destruction of the immoral black beasts of burden.

However, God happens to be opebo and is too busy having relations with Thai hookers to care and prophetman dies, alone and a virgin, while waiting for God's instruction while blackie is partying out in Stankonia.

[Mechaman]

I can't imagine how f'ed up this list will be when we're through with it.

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45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-2029
51th: BushOklahoma (R-OK), 2029
52th: DWTL (R-NJ), 2029-2038
53th : Hamilton (Liberty-CA), 2038-2046
2046-2050 : Office abolished, replaced by a Revolutionary comitee led by Mechaman (New Liberty-OK) and Kalwejt (Radical-RI).
54th: Officepark (Independent Conservative-VA), 2050-2054
55th: Kalwejt (Rad-RI), 2054-2057
56th: JewishConservative (IC-AK), 2057-2058
57th: Hashemite (Rad-ME), 2058
58th: Benconstine (Rad-VA), 2058
59th: Xahar (Rad-CA), 2058-2061
60th Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2061
61st: Mechaman (L-OK), 2061
62nd: Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2061-2071
63rd: East Coast Republican (R-FL), 2071
64th: Antonio V (Rad-VT), 2071
Office abolished, Mechaman as General Secretary, 2071-2072
65th NiK (IC-CA), 2072
66th: Bgwah (Rad-WA), 2072-2075
67th: HappyWarrior (Red-MD), 2075-2082
68th: Coburn in 2012 (R-OH) 2082-2085
69th: Disraeli (G-WY) 2085-2093
70th: Stark (Fascist-CA) 2093-2096

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
51th: Resigned
52th: Overthrown
53th: Overthrown
55th: Died in office
56th: Overthrown
57th: Committed suicide
58th: Overtrown and exiled to Iran
59th: Overtrown and taken prisoner
60th, 62nd: Overthrown, reinstituted
61st: Ovethrown and executed
63rd: Overthrown
64th: Recaptured power and regained password. Ovethrew
65th: Overthrew
66th: Resigned because of meat issue
67th: Overthrown by fake Jesus Coburn
68th: Lost election
69th: First president to have have been democratically elected in a while
70th: Total Dickwad. Was official ruler of Atlasia until the Great Atlasian Civil War began and the nation split into two between Nimah (Stark) and Acree (Hashemite).

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Hashemite declares himself above the law and takes over Acre. The result is a bloody Civil War between the forces of Hasehmite and Stark that lasts for OVER 9000 YEARS!

In the year 11491 the war finally ends, with hundreds of billions of dead smurfs in it's wake.
A powerful righteous just man by the name of prophetman reigns over the reunited empire.

Emm because you know Xahar loves being so factual!

[Mechaman]

Sorry to hijack this... um... fascinating thread, but:

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

Yeah because one libertarian automatically defines the attitudes and behaviours of other libertarians. Isn't that some kind of logical fallacy?

[Mechaman]

Sorry to hijack this... um... fascinating thread, but:

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

Yeah because one libertarian automatically defines the attitudes and behaviours of other libertarians. Isn't that some kind of logical fallacy?

Look at what our friend Winston claimed. He said that ultralibertarians could not carry out an assassination because libertarians were nonviolent.

LOL at Timothy McVeigh being considered "ultralibertarian". I'm a lot closer to any sort of "ultralibertarianism" than he would be. Most "Ultralibertarians" would not stomach worshipping a nonexistent god.