You never know when the murder-fetishists will have a few lucky days. Sure, they usually wind up killing a lot of people, running the country into the ground, and ending with everyone equally miserable, but they get their bread and circuses first. So good for these people planning for the eventuality and having an escape route to make sure their children don't get shot in their beds one night.
Don't worry: the Koch Brothers alone will be spending nearly $1 billion in the upcoming election; I think you can stop clutching your pearls.
