Covfeve is love. Covfeve is life.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

It had to be stated.

You can now post maps.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Check yourself before you covfefe yourself.

[JA]

Covfefe is the once secret name of an ancient tentacle monster that white supremacists fornicate with. The name was leaked to the public when Donald Trump, well known leaker of classified info, tweeted while relieving his arousal upon its girth. In the throes of passion, Trump cried out the name of his lover mid-tweet, EJACULATING IT INTO CYBERSPACE!

[Kingpoleon]

Despite the constant negative Atlas covfefe

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fcking bullsht. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my covfefe engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my covfefe to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best covfefes I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I covfefeed all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for covfefeing on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fck up, and that covfefeing is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my covfefe is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of covfefe. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my covfefe after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean covfefe after its dried out? You CLEAN covfefe after its FRESH out of your covfefe, not an hour after you fcking covfefed. This is a fcking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my covfefe and covfefe when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME covfefe in your theater, assholes.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I love you, Scott*

* No homo

[kyc0705]

Serious 2020 prediction:

C. Ovfefe/Kathy Griffin (I, 538 EV, 99.8% PV)
Donald Trump/Mike Pence (R, 0 EV, 0.1% PV)
Joe Biden/Kamala Harris (D, 0 EV, 0.1% PV)

[Antonio the Sixth]

The AHCA will provide great covfefe to all Americans.

[JustinTimeCuber]

NV is more socially covfefe, while NH is more fiscally covfefe.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

The Necronomicon has been used to summon Covfefe.

[Crumpets]

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Russia comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Covfefe.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

I am a loyal Covfefe. I support the Covfefe nominee.