The Seriously? Theatre of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts V

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Woodrow Wilson who was the predecessor of FDR and student of Bryan-Jennings put Karl Marx socialism to good use when they placed the Income tax on Wealthy, to each according to need, Transformed the Democrats to Labor movement, enroads in Philly, NYC

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

I think it will fit nice and neat here:

Says a lot about the limpdicked virgins on this forum that they are interpreting this unambiguous show of strength as weakness or fear.

[SWE]

Sorry for contributing to the continued existence of this thread, but....

  Except for Watergate, he was actually a pretty good president.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This is, without question, the single dumbest description of a politician's ideology in Atlas history:

Bloomberg is to the right of Hillary on some economic issues.

Bloomberg is a libertarian-leaning Democrat.

[Goldwater]

I mean, Bloomberg is socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

[The Other Castro]

I mean, Bloomberg is socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

*twitch*

[tpfkaw]

Looking at the 2009 election returns, Bloomberg easily won the 74th Assembly District, inhabited largely by Western Ukrainians.

[Virginiá]

What... the hell? A 5 year old libertarian?

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Maybe he spent recess reading Capitalism and Freedom

[Mike Thick]

What... the hell? A 5 year old libertarian?

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Maybe he spent recess reading Capitalism and Freedom

Maybe he's Bob Barr's grandkid or something.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I remember back when I was like 16 and thought of myself as a vaguely libertarian Democrat. If the 2008 economic panic hadn't happened I might still be there.

I voted "Not a Libertarian" but I would be for Johnson otherwise, followed by Paul.

I'm in the same boat. I was quite libertarian economically in 2008. I've become more moderate since then.

In 2008, weren't you like 5?

And?

What... the hell? A 5 year old libertarian?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[This account no longer in use.]

What... the hell? A 5 year old libertarian?

...

Maybe he spent recess reading Capitalism and Freedom

Maybe he's Bob Barr's grandkid or something.

I wish. Most of my grandparents were poor immigrants.

[Virginiá]

I wish. Most of my grandparents were poor immigrants.

Are you really that young? You don't really seem like it.

[This account no longer in use.]

I wish. Most of my grandparents were poor immigrants.

Are you really that young? You don't really seem like it.

I am indeed that young.

[Mike Thick]

I wish. Most of my grandparents were poor immigrants.

Are you really that young? You don't really seem like it.

I am indeed that young.

You are wise beyond your years, and it shows. Likewise with Dar, and any other early-teens posters I might be missing.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Well what do you know, we have a poster born after 9/11.

[This account no longer in use.]

These posts. Not because they're bad, per se, but because I think he wanted to make a serious point, but the writing style is so melodramatic and out of place that I can't help reading them without bursting into laughter.

lol at all the frustrated, delusional Bernie assholes trying to pretend Bernie beat expectations and never had a chance in Iowa.
CNN had Bernie up 9 in Iowa, and the polls have been MOE for the last month.
Just 12 hours ago these kids were saying Bernie was going to easily win because of the enthusiasm gap.  Now they hope we've all forgotten.  Steve McQueen remembers.

lol at all the frustrated, delusional Bernie assholes trying to pretend Bernie beat expectations and never had a chance in Iowa.
CNN had Bernie up 9 in Iowa, and the polls have been MOE for the last month.
Just 12 hours ago these kids were saying Bernie was going to easily win because of the enthusiasm gap.  Now they hope we've all forgotten.  Steve McQueen remembers.

Nope, and it looks like she won just because she got lucky with coin flips.

"THE COINS WERE RIGGED!  CHECK THEM OUT - THEY HAD HEADS ON BOTH SIDES!!!"

How did the Sanders people want a dead-tie precinct to be decided?
If they just handed it to Sanders the count would be 695-693 Clinton.

That's ok.  Clinton people have a president.  Bernie people have a childish little sob story about how the election was stolen from them by a coin flip that they can annoy people with for the next few months.

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Homosexuals does not exist. So I guess it can't be prohibited.

[Figueira]

I would like to know more about your political views when you were 5.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

I would like to know more about your political views when you were 5.

Probably asked his parents why a crazy woman and black man were running for the highest office in the land and extrapolating from that Bush being batsh**t crazy

[This account no longer in use.]

I would like to know more about your political views when you were 5.

Probably asked his parents why a crazy woman and black man were running for the highest office in the land and extrapolating from that Bush being batsh**t crazy

More or less.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

I would like to know more about your political views when you were 5.

Probably asked his parents why a crazy woman and black man were running for the highest office in the land and extrapolating from that Bush being batsh**t crazy

More or less.

If only you knew....

[Sumner 1868]

Only Israel should exist. Other Arab countries should be forced to take in the refugees.

[Figueira]

I would like to know more about your political views when you were 5.

Probably asked his parents why a crazy woman and black man were running for the highest office in the land and extrapolating from that Bush being batsh**t crazy

More or less.

I thought I was the most politically aware 5-year-old ever. I knew that Bush and Gore and Nader were the candidates and that my parents preferred Gore but that's about it.

[Clark Kent]

I would like to know more about your political views when you were 5.

Probably asked his parents why a crazy woman and black man were running for the highest office in the land and extrapolating from that Bush being batsh**t crazy

More or less.

I thought I was the most politically aware 5-year-old ever. I knew that Bush and Gore and Nader were the candidates and that my parents preferred Gore but that's about it.

I vaguely remember supporting Bush for some reason when I was five. My little brother (3-4 years old at the time) supported Kerry.

I also very vaguely remember the 2000 election, or at least "Bush" and "Gore".

[Antonio the Sixth]

I became a politics nerd at 11, and I thought I was precocious...