Update Season VI - "A New Day Dawning"

[King]

I'm surprised Bushie hasn't made an announcement that he will suspend his diet today out of respect for the victims of the Boston marathon bombing.

[King]

Plus, I take the Apostle Paul's advice that he gave on two occasions, "For to live is Christ, but to die is gain" and "Absent from the body is present with the Lord."  Note that I'm not ready to go home yet, but if the Lord calls me home for whatever reason, I won't hesitate (not that I'll have a choice.)

You left out the part about the 70 virgins.

[King]

Wait, Bushie needs to rest after a long day of thinking about picking up debris from a storm?

[King]

Having a job is far less tiring and stressful then spending time with family when you don't have a job and they keep asking questions.  I'll agree with Bushie on that one.

[King]

As long as we get it done before he has to mow again, we'll be fine.

Your dad is mowing the lawn too?  Even though you have nothing to do all day, while he has a full time job?  Are you doing any chores around the house at all?

He can't mow the lawn because he doesn't have proper grass walking shoes.

[King]

Geez, even at my hungover-eating-peanut-butter-straight-from-the-jar-in-the-nude-with-no-job-after-waking-up-at-2pm-on-a-Wednesday worst I can't say my health was as poor as an average day for Bushie.

[King]

That's dodging the question though. 

That's Bushie.

[King]

Theres not enough obese patrons at the Starbucks to make Bushie feel average.

[King]

Lentils are great if you make them with olive oil, tomatoes, garlic, onions and bay leaves. There's an art to it.

I cook lentils with low-sodium chicken stock and they absorb the flavor really well with kale and tomatoes.

[King]

What actor should play Bushie's pastor in the theatrical version of this?

For metaphor purposes, the pastor should be played by Ryan Gosling, toned and Drive suave, while Bushie should be played by Ryan Gosling, in a fat suit with a Lars and the Real Girl mustache.

Wait the guy's just turning 30, and he already has four kids? There's Oklahoma for you, sheesh...smh

Minnesota is 2nd in life expectancy while Oklahoma is 47th, so he's right on track given the circumstances.

[King]

[Porn] creates false expectations in a relationship.

In your case, I suggest switching to BBW.

[King]

I think the idea is that Satan is responsible for homosexuality or some noise.

[King]

I don't think Bushie is cutout to be a minister, but maybe he can find work for a charity.