Israel General Elections || 23.03.2021

[Never Made it to Graceland]

Also, my little vote test results were:

Joint List 24
Meretz 21
Yesh Atid 12
Labor 10
Gantz 8
Raam 7
Saar 5
YB 3
UTJ & Shas -2
Likud -5
Kahanists & co. -6
Yamina -7

I am kind of disappointed in how Meretz has campaigned, though. I like what Labor has done--a lot. And Liberman has grown immensely on me. But yeah this is basically how I feel.

Will you be voting Labor?

I am still not sure who I am supporting. Pretty much split between Labor and the JL. I love Ibtisah at #7 on the Labor list and want to aee her in the Knesset.

Same, I hope they overperform enough to get her in. Doubt it, though

She is disqualified, I thought?

[Never Made it to Graceland]

At the very least, all of this must provide a sense of total & complete faith in the integrity of Israel's electoral process. After all, there just can't be a secret cabal somewhere that would willingly conspire to arrange for all of this bullsh*t.

But Jews are involved! How can that be!?

Usually I don't do this but DISCLAIMER: I'm a Jew and am being completely satirical, if any of that wasn't clear.

We are the world's least competent puppetmasters.

[Never Made it to Graceland]

I read a bit. There was an intensive turmoil and screams that prevented Bennet from finishing his speech, Minister Gallant from Likud said he "never saw a thing like this". Religious Zionism people led the screaming and attacks at first, Smotrich was removed from the hall. Then Likud MKs and Ministers joined.

Screams? Uhhhh.....