The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Well, the Great Adventure lasted about 3 weeks.  Jesus Christ, Superstar is apparently what he learned.  There was a drawing of a stick figure guy with long hair climbing a burning building.  I think I mentioned that.  I asked what he drew at the Great Adventure and he said it was Jesus.  Jesus was capable of "saving" people, you see, and I guess in the boy's mind "saving" people was something like being big enough to climb the outside of a burning building and reach in there and fetch them out.  One day I suppose he'll watch King Kong and think of Jesus.  And he'll wonder why the helicopters are shooting at him for saving Faye Ray. 

Anyway, I guess I never much though about crucifixion till I read the post that you can't do it to yourself.  I figured on being a smart-alek about it, then after I typed all that it occurred to me to Google "suicide by crucifixion."  I really didn't think it'd turn anything up.  The internet is great, ain't it?
 

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My favorite part of that post was that Phil selected an insult from Aladdin to direct at Xahar.

Oops! Wrong subcontinent.

Wasn't meant to be an Aladdin reference though that it where most of us first heard of people like Xahar.

Xahar is an impoverished apple thief who supernaturally deceives his way into becoming a prince?  What an [inks]hole!

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It could have been worse. He could have said "I like tacos"

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We can also watch evolution happen in the dark crevices of our refigerators.