I'm Harvey Updyke
He's the Alabama football fan who poisoned the historic oaks at Toomer's Corner on Auburn's campus (in retaliation for some Auburn fan putting a "Scam Newton" jersey on the Bear Bryant statue at Legion Field and taking a picture). This resulted in him being charged with destruction of property and terrorism charges (lol). He served some jail time, but way under a year. Maybe six months? I can't remember...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyc7lcGCMI0Sadly, this folk hero died IRL a few months ago due to SARS-Covid-2 (he had congestive heart failure and a slew of other things). But not here in Atlasia. No sir. He is alive and well. His legacy lives on. Dave-willing, the Tide will roll tomorrow and forever.
