He wants a quiet region, not one where the governor is trying to ban public schools and legalize child labor.
We always seem to have a nutty region. Until five months ago it was the Southeast that dragged us into near civil war and remained as a medieval outpost. Now such an honour goes to the midwest.
And also, the governor, Jas, strongly opposes both of these measures.
Oops, that's funny, somehow I thought that CheeseWhiz was your governor. I don't know where I got that impression.
Nevertheless, your citizenry is... interesting.