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« on: February 09, 2012, 09:59:09 PM »
between the previous two people-

Bernie Sanders and Mitch McConnell

And when you answer- name some one else
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2012, 10:27:56 PM »
Bob McDonnel.

William Howard Taft vs. Grover Cleveland.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2012, 10:44:21 PM »
James Traficant, Romney wouldn't be able to handle his alcohol.
jmfcst vs opebo
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2012, 10:53:55 PM »
jmfcst I guess.

Alice Glass vs Lady GaGa
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 01:50:54 PM »
Glass, Lady Gaga doesn't seem to be in particularly good health in general.

Humphrey Bogart and Humphrey Appleby.
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 02:53:42 PM »
Sir Humphrey would talk his way out without a fight.

Muammar el-Qaddafi or Saddam Hussein?
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 02:56:13 PM »
Hmmm... Qaddafi went down fighting. Then again, he went down fighting. Pretty sure they'd both be among the last up in a free-for-all of all 21st century heads of state. I'll go with Saddam.

Jesus and the Buddha.
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 03:24:57 PM »
« Edited: February 10, 2012, 03:29:32 PM by Nathan »
Jesus was capable of and willing to lay nonlethal smackdowns when the situation called for it. Shakyamuni has, to the best of my knowledge, no violence attested to him in the sutras. When he was charged by an elephant his first instinct was to attempt to Awaken it. Some traditions actually come right out and state that his physical health was questionable at best (and he was eventually done in by poorly-prepared wild boar, though to be fair he was about eighty years old) whereas Jesus, as an artisan laborer, was most likely ripped. Jesus in a walk.

Don Young and Bob Dornan.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2012, 03:27:13 PM »
Dornan

Inks or Mikado
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2012, 04:51:04 PM »
That's easy, Inks, unless the singing of opera can become a lethal weapon. I guess that can perhaps become the case. I remember sitting in a couple of operas where having to listen to the corpulent post menopausal lady in a romantic role as the coquette did seem like I was being tortured to death. Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2012, 09:00:19 PM »
Quote from: Nathan on February 10, 2012, 01:50:54 PM
Glass, Lady Gaga doesn't seem to be in particularly good health in general.

Humphrey Bogart and Humphrey Appleby.

Plus Alice is taller and has been proven to have the ability to cause bodily harm.

Anyways, since Torie didn't post a matchup...

TR versus Vladimir Putin
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 09:54:33 PM »
Roosevelt. Putin tranquilizes tigers, TR just shot them.

BRTD vs. jmfcst
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 10:00:23 PM »
jmfcst.  Bar fights are too mainstream.

Kim Jong-il versus Qaddafi
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2012, 10:07:26 PM »
Kadaffi easily.

Lebron James vs. Coby Bryant
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2012, 10:16:12 PM »
Quote from: Twilight Sparkle on February 10, 2012, 10:00:23 PM
jmfcst.  Bar fights are too mainstream.

Kim Jong-il versus Qaddafi
Isn't BRTD like super built though?
Quote from: Bacontard on February 10, 2012, 10:07:26 PM
Kadaffi easily.

Lebron James vs. Coby Bryant
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Kim Jong Un vs. Hugo Chavez
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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2012, 10:30:29 PM »
Hugo Chavez.  At least he probably gets a bit of exercise.

Cthulhu vs the Emperor of Mankind
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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2012, 10:32:44 PM »
Cthulu

Kirk vs. Picard
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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2012, 10:41:31 PM »

HERETIC

I guess Kirk?

Sarah Palin vs Michelle Bachmann
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2012, 02:55:35 AM »
Palin- more of an outdoors gal-

Mukiuksli or Boxer
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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2012, 03:49:23 AM »
Boxer seems more nimble....

Harry Reid or Mitch McConnell
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« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2012, 03:56:41 AM »
Reid used to be a boxer--McConnell would get his ass kicked.

John Boehner vs. Bob Casey
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2012, 10:30:16 AM »
I guess John Boehner

Chuck Norris or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
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« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2012, 10:35:11 AM »
Schwarzenegger has a heart condition, so, yeah, Chuck.

Chuck Norris vs Chucky from Child's Play.
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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2012, 11:16:33 AM »
Chuck Norris.

Attila the Hun vs. Jane Fonda
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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2012, 11:48:25 AM »
Attila

Chuck Norris vs Vladimir Putin
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