Joe Republic
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2015, 01:36:20 AM » |
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ODF: I got a new job at a healthy grocery store! Update rats: Wow, ok. What's the pay? ODF: $10 an hour, full time. Update rats: Ok ok, not bad. Can you handle being on your feet and maybe some heavyish lifting? ODF: I think so. I'll be sore at first but in time I'll get used to it and even lose some weight just by standing! Update rats: Well let's not get ahead of ourselves, but alright, this sounds like the real deal. Good job, Bushie! ODF: So it's going really great so far! I'm really loving this new career! My back is a little sore, but overall I feel really good about this! Facebook friend (bathed in prayer): Your back is sore?! Oh my, no! I'm fat like you and I couldn't handle walking-around-type work, so I got a sit down job the rest of my life. And other than the diabeetus and my oxygen tank, I'm fit as a fiddle! ODF: Good point! I'll quit tomorrow. Update rats: wtf wtf wtf are you doing wtf ODF: Welp, it's too late now I've already quit. Maybe that was a bad move? Oh well! There's nothing I could do.
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