Can Kaleb the Texan rejuvenate a old GOP?

[Suburbia]

https://www.tiktok.com/@htx_kaleb?lang=en

He is tall, handsome and young. He's 19. He's the future of the GOP. Trump represents the past, he is much handsome than Charlie Kirk and he's muscular. True alpha male.

[T'Chenka]

My very first initial impression is that he doesn't seem bigoted enough.

[Suburbia]

My very first initial impression is that he doesn't seem bigoted enough.

Hes the biggest thing to come out from the South since Favre.

[Not Me, Us]

My very first initial impression is that he doesn't seem bigoted enough.

Hes the biggest thing to come out from the South since Favre.

He only has 200k followers, there are much more popular things to come out of the South since Favre.

[Suburbia]

My very first initial impression is that he doesn't seem bigoted enough.

Hes the biggest thing to come out from the South since Favre.

He only has 200k followers, there are much more popular things to come out of the South since Favre.

But he has 8.7 million likes. He is much more appealing and marketable than Charlie Kirk, who looks like dried salad.

Kaleb looks like a country boy, and is muscular for his age.

[Boobs]

The GOP is many things, but a gay porn shoot isn’t one of them. Yet, I guess.

[Skunk]

Why are you watching 19 year old TikTok boys, bronz?

[Suburbia]

Why are you watching 19 year old TikTok boys, bronz?

That's a man. He doesn't even look his age. He looks more masculine and chiseled than most 30 year olds I know.

[Pedocon Theory is not a theory]

Why are you watching 19 year old TikTok boys, bronz?

That's a man. He doesn't even look his age. He looks more masculine and chiseled than most 30 year olds I know.

Hi honey, I'm home. Time for your 5.30 pm breeding!

[Skunk]

Why are you watching 19 year old TikTok boys, bronz?

That's a man. He doesn't even look his age. He looks more masculine and chiseled than most 30 year olds I know.

You're right. I can't wait until he becomes a politician so he can own me and put me in my place like the emasculated liberal femboy I am.

[Suburbia]

Why are you watching 19 year old TikTok boys, bronz?

That's a man. He doesn't even look his age. He looks more masculine and chiseled than most 30 year olds I know.

You're right. I can't wait until he becomes a politician so he can own me and put me in my place like the emasculated liberal femboy I am.

I didn't call you a femboy. Don't allow the extreme right dictate who is masculine and who is feminine. That's one of the biggest mistakes the Democrats allowed in the 1980s and 1990s....they allowed Reagan, the aging dementia patient to dictate cultural terms.

[VBM]

Is he confirmed to be Republican?

[Farmlands]

I've never heard of this Kaleb the Texan guy before, and I'm pretty sure he won't be this fabled rejuvenator of the Texas GOP, but at least I got a hilarious Bronz quote for my signature out of it.

[nerd73]

this thread is hilarious

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

this thread is hilarious

never change, Bronz. Never change.

[Suburbia]

Is he confirmed to be Republican?

Yes, a Trump Republican.

https://www.tiktok.com/@htx_kaleb/video/6941122115768814854?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en

[Dr. Arch]

Handsome? Hard no.

[Suburbia]

Handsome? Hard no.

He kind of is. That's why he's the hottest thing in America and on TikTok right now. The dude looks straight out of central casting. A guy like him would give Republicans power. He locks up the white vote, cuts into the Democrats' Black and Latino vote, he gets Latinas and Black women.

[GP270watch]

Handsome? Hard no.

He kind of is. That's why he's the hottest thing in America and on TikTok right now. The dude looks straight out of central casting. A guy like him would give Republicans power. He locks up the white vote, cuts into the Democrats' Black and Latino vote, he gets Latinas and Black women.

 Of all the weird things about the GOP their unintentional homoeroticism is one of the weirdest. It's like that time somebody kept showing up to Trump rallies with a photo of Trump's head on Arnold's body and I joked that all Republican voters actually wanted was a strong daddy to tell them everything was going to be ok, and Fuzzy Bear was like "we actually do!"

[Anti Democrat Democrat Club]

[Aurelius]

Okay, maybe I judged that PSOL thread too harshly.

And goddamn I wish I looked like that at nineteen, let alone now, holy crap.

[certified hummus supporter 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

What the hell did I just stumble upon?

[Ferguson97]

Maybe the “is bronz gay” thread had some merit…

[MR DARK BRANDON]

19? He looks 40…..

[VBM]

Maybe the “is bronz gay” thread had some merit…

Handsome? Hard no.

He kind of is. That's why he's the hottest thing in America and on TikTok right now. The dude looks straight out of central casting. A guy like him would give Republicans power. He locks up the white vote, cuts into the Democrats' Black and Latino vote, he gets Latinas and Black women.

 Of all the weird things about the GOP their unintentional homoeroticism is one of the weirdest. It's like that time somebody kept showing up to Trump rallies with a photo of Trump's head on Arnold's body and I joked that all Republican voters actually wanted was a strong daddy to tell them everything was going to be ok, and Fuzzy Bear was like "we actually do!"

Don’t pull an Alben Barkley. The guy is attractive, and you don’t need to be gay to realize that