Honest question for them: why do they hate trans people?
We poisoned their water supply, burned their crops and delivered a plague unto their houses.
I thought it was because we're spilling spiro into the water and turning the frogs trans.
No that's the Jews, you took over the media to control the airwaves, send secret encoded messages to children's brains and turn them trans. Thus you shall destroy the Western Civilization, and a new world order shall ensue.
You joke, but that actually sounds like some of the conspiracy theories I've heard in Mohave County.