(APRIL FOOLS 2016) Congrats, Torie: Hillary diagnosed with severe throat cancer
       |           

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
May 16, 2024, 01:41:48 AM
News: Election Simulator 2.0 Released. Senate/Gubernatorial maps, proportional electoral votes, and more - Read more

  Talk Elections
  Election Archive
  Election Archive
  2016 U.S. Presidential Election
  (APRIL FOOLS 2016) Congrats, Torie: Hillary diagnosed with severe throat cancer		 « previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3
Author Topic: (APRIL FOOLS 2016) Congrats, Torie: Hillary diagnosed with severe throat cancer  (Read 4300 times)
Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon
Dwarven Dragon
Atlas Politician
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 31,829
United States


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -0.52

P P P

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« on: March 31, 2016, 11:03:27 PM »
« edited: April 01, 2016, 11:35:03 PM by Wulfric »
Quote
You must be logged in to read this quote.

Again, congrats Torie. Condolences to Hillary, her family, and IceSpear. Guess it’s Sanders vs. TRUMP now. Sad

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/01/politics/hillary-cancer-drop-out.html
Logged
Sprouts Farmers Market ✘
Sprouts
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 14,778
Italy


Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: 1.74

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2016, 11:04:52 PM »
Wow, what a shocker
Logged
Ebsy
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,001
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2016, 11:05:00 PM »
Roll Eyes
Logged
Mr. Reactionary
blackraisin
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 17,833
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.45, S: -3.35

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2016, 11:05:28 PM »
I feel like there are less obvious jokes than this.
Logged
Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon
Dwarven Dragon
Atlas Politician
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 31,829
United States


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -0.52

P P P

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2016, 11:14:43 PM »
TRUMP: 54%
Kasich: 23%
Cruz: 15%

Clinton: 51%
Sanders: 44%

http://www.suffolk.edu/news/101789.php#.Vv31ifnnWPw
Logged
Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,257
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2016, 11:14:48 PM »
Can you guys at least have the decency to wait until next morning?
Logged
Maxwell
mah519
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 28,459
Germany


Political Matrix
E: -6.45, S: -6.96

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2016, 11:17:01 PM »
Logged
Eraserhead
Atlas Legend
*****
Posts: 44,587
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2016, 11:17:50 PM »
Ahh! Screw you!

Haha, good one though.
Logged
100% pro-life no matter what
ExtremeRepublican
Moderators
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 11,766


Political Matrix
E: 7.35, S: 5.57


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2016, 11:18:02 PM »
It's still March 31 here.  At least wait until it is April 1 in the whole country!
Logged
Ebsy
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,001
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2016, 11:18:11 PM »
Almost got me.
Logged
Xing
xingkerui
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 30,299
United States


Political Matrix
E: -6.52, S: -3.91

P P P
Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2016, 11:18:35 PM »
Ugh, maybe I should take the day off from this forum tomorrow...
Logged
/
darthebearnc
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 7,367
Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2016, 11:19:23 PM »
creative
Logged
MIKESOWELL
Jr. Member
***
Posts: 535
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2016, 11:44:04 PM »
As a person who suffers from reflux disease (it sporadically affects my throat), I find this thread extremely unfunny and disgustingly poor in taste. Cancer just isn't funny, April Fool's or not.
Logged
MyRescueKittehRocks
JohanusCalvinusLibertas
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,763
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2016, 11:47:25 PM »
Smells like April fools.
Logged
Crumpets
Thinking Crumpets Crumpet
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 17,767
United States


Political Matrix
E: -4.06, S: -6.52

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2016, 12:15:17 AM »
This is too confusing for me as a West Coaster.
Logged
RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm
Fubart Solman
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 9,777
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2016, 12:22:37 AM »
Quote from: Thinking Crumpets Crumpet on April 01, 2016, 12:15:17 AM
This is too confusing for me as a West Coaster.
Logged
Joe Republic
Atlas Legend
*****
Posts: 40,116
Ukraine


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2016, 12:47:34 AM »
HAHA YOU MADE US THINK SHE HAS CANCER HAHA BUT SHE DOESNT HAHAHA WHAT A JAPE
Logged
Landslide Lyndon
px75
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 26,975
Greece


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2016, 01:01:26 AM »
How funny.
Not.
Logged
MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
Kalwejt
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 57,380


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2016, 09:06:53 AM »
How pathetic.
Logged
Joe Biden is your president. Deal with it.
diskymike44
Sr. Member
****
Posts: 2,833


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2016, 01:08:14 PM »
Har har har
Logged
100% pro-life no matter what
ExtremeRepublican
Moderators
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 11,766


Political Matrix
E: 7.35, S: 5.57


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2016, 01:16:45 PM »
I'm not one to say stuff like this usually, but this thread was poor taste.
Logged
MT Treasurer
IndyRep
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 15,276
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2016, 01:21:16 PM »
Clinton is ahead of Trump by just five points (48 percent to 43 percent), but Sanders tops him by 22 points (57 percent to 35 percent);

Clinton beats Cruz by two points (45 percent to 43 percent), but Sanders leads him by 18 points (55 percent to 37 percent);

And Kasich bests Clinton by 12 points (52 percent to 40 percent), while Sanders leads him by nine points (50 percent to 41 percent).

Quote
You must be logged in to read this quote.

http://maristpoll.marist.edu/the-battleground-the-presidential-race-in-new-hampshire
Logged
Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon
Dwarven Dragon
Atlas Politician
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 31,829
United States


Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -0.52

P P P

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2016, 01:22:49 PM »
This joke lacks humor.
Logged
IceSpear
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 31,840
United States


Political Matrix
E: -6.19, S: -6.43

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2016, 01:26:15 PM »
If it was Overtime or Quinnipiac (had they not released one already), I would've fallen for it.
Logged
All Along The Watchtower
Progressive Realist
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 15,608
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2016, 01:46:16 PM »
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3  
« previous next »
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Terms of Service - DMCA Agent and Policy - Privacy Policy and Cookies

Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines

Page created in 0.041 seconds with 14 queries.