Mac's game-Joe Republic wins!

[MaC]

Okay, the list is:
Gully Foyle
Gabu
fezzyfestoon
Joe Republic aka Maurice O'oaiu Fitzmaurice
Yates
Dwtl aka Tom Tancero's evil twin
jdb aka Mr X
Bacon King
Doctor of Delight
ilikeverin

Ilikeverin-gets three thousand troops and the East Coast from DC to north Georgia

Gully Foyle, Tancredo's evil twin, Yates, Bacon King get nothing (yet)

Mr X gets $100

Gabu-list all the food you've eaten after 2pm today

Maurice O'oaiu Fitzmaurice-clean my bathroom.  If I am pleased, move forth 8 spaces, if I am not pleased move forth 7

fezzyfestoon-if you had the choice of eating a cookies and cream cone (medium) from Baskin Robbins, punching the opposition's team mascot in the face, or torture via the rack-which would you choose and why?

Doctor of Delight-what is your father's middle name and his hair color?

[MaC]

Maurice O'oaiu Fitzmaurice-clean my bathroom.  If I am pleased, move forth 8 spaces, if I am not pleased move forth 7

Sure, although I wasn't really expecting this:





However, it is done.  Do I win a card?

what does it look like now?

[MaC]

sir, I approve.  It's a throne fit for a king-move 8.5 spaces!

[MaC]

Okay, I think you just sunk my Battleship.  But since I rolled an 8, I collect 2 brick, which is enough to buy a vowel: What is, "Icecapades"?

actually it's only 1 brick (sorry)...

[MaC]

alright, upon randomly picking your name from the black hat of doom, I regret to inform you that the Doctor of Delight that he has lost this round.  You have 5 hours to gather your stuff.  Thank you for playing.  As a parting gift, please take a tic tac (orange flavor).
Next round up soon.

[MaC]

Okay, the list is:
Gully Foyle
Gabu
fezzyfestoon
Joe Republic aka Maurice O'oaiu Fitzmaurice
Yates
Dwtl aka Tom Tancero's evil twin
jdb aka Mr X
Bacon King
ilikeverin

Ilikeverin-tell me in 3.5 words or less your views on the federal budget

Gully Foyle-you get R, S, T, L, N, E.  You can now have three consonants and a vowel.  Choose wisely

(T_E    _ _ _ N    _ _)

Tancredo's evil twin-question regarding the opposite sex:
do you like girls with
nose piercings?
glasses?
tattoos?
frosted hair?
red hair?
pimples?
opposable thumbs?

Yates-what is the fourth letter of your last name?

Bacon King, Maurice O'oaiu Fitzmaurice-since you two are in the showcase showdown, I'll have you bid on this wonderful bed:


Mr X, Gabu-nothing this round

fezzyfestoon-you get a choice between an 60 gig ipod or $500 cash

[MaC]

guys, pester Gully until he posts.  HE'S NOT GETTING THE PLEASURE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING VOTED OFF WITHOUT POSTING FIRST!

[MaC]

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guys, pester Gully until he posts.  HE'S NOT GETTING THE PLEASURE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING VOTED OFF WITHOUT POSTING FIRST!

Happy?

YES!!!!!!1

Now reaching into my black hat of doom I pull out a name...

[MaC]

okay, brown hat of doom.

Anyways, fezzyfestoon is outta here.  As a lovely parting gift you have a choice between pot or a Chinese Shuriken.

I'll give £85.

$86

objection! 85 pounds is worth more than 86 dollars.

objection! Nobody said you had to make the highest bid.

it was implied...

Bacon King wins the bed.

Okay, buoys and gulls.  Stay tuned, Round three should be up.... sometime...

[MaC]

At this juncture I'd like to trade in the following set of cards:









I believe that earns me 10 reinforcements, all of which I will deploy in Cuba.

ten is a lot of reinforcements-just to be sure, you should play this one also:

[MaC]

Okay, for now I'll break you into two teams

Team Green
Yates
Maurice
Bacon King
Gully Foyle

Team Purple
Tancredo's evil twin
Mr X
Gabu
ilikeverin

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE X-TREME

The team where all members meet the challenge shall get teh immunity.
Four team members-challenges are first come first serve.  One challenge per person.  Everyone must have the challenge complete-so feel free to PM your buddies to get the challenges done.

Team Green
1.Post lyrics from a Metallica song
2.Post five pictures of different cheeses
3. solve for x:    5x + 31=8x - 14
4.Tell me which poster has the eighteenth highest post count
 
Team Purple
1.Post lyrics from a Megadeth song
2.Post five pictures of different bears
3. expand  (4x + 2)(x - 3)
4.Tell me which poster has the eighth most topics created

okay. GO!

[MaC]

two for each team so far...

[MaC]

y'all are taking too long.

Both teams have 12 hours to answer all of your questions or else I'll delete one member from each team. 

PM and harass your fellow teammates.

[MaC]

okay, I lied 11 hours-since it's convenient for me and I don't seriously think either side will assimilate to get their peers to join

Lemme Pick from the hat.

Mr X and Gully Foyle are removed from the game.

Alright maggots, we're entering a new phase of the game.  Prepare yourselves for x-treme pain of the battle.  Who will be remain?  We'll be back after this commercial break.

[MaC]

Voice over:

I don't think being forced to read the whole PA-13 thread is child abuse.

Being forced to live in PA-13 clearly is.

Just when you thought the seat was safe.  A young, energetic Republican on the rise presents a new challenge to the district... and the World...

With Jake Epstein as Phil:


Judi Dench as Allyson Schwartz


"I almost walked out of the theatre" raves Ebert and Roeper

"I was bored to tears" cried Newsweek

"They have a pretty lousy indie scene" claims BRTD

Pennsylvania 13: The Movie

[MaC]

Cheese




Do you like cheese?  Of course you do.  Eat some now.  Do it.  Why not?  Oh, that's a stupid reason.  Fine, I'll also eat a piece...  what, no.   Look, we'll both eat on the count of three, ok...  1...2...3...   HEY-you didn't eat yours.  What?  Why not?...  huh?   It expired seven months ago?!  Hey, not funny!  Ass!

Buy Fresh Cheese

[MaC]

voice over:
How many California politicians care about you?




Well, one person has had enough:


Kefka Palazzo.

Kefka on immigration: "I will hunt them down. I will destroy them all! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!"

Kefka on public works: "I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!"

Kefka on jobs: "How does it feel to know you've been working for us?!"

Kefka on the War in Iraq: "Hee, hee, hee !! But what fun is destruction if no 'precious' lives are lost!"

Kefka on International Diplomacy: "Poor old...oh well, what a worthless excuse of an emperor!"



so don't waste another vote on those career politicians.  Vote for the greater evil.

[MaC]

Yates
Maurice
Bacon King
Tancredo's evil twin
Gabu
ilikeverin

Each of you.  For immunity, you can suck up to me and shower me with compliments.  Best ass-tonguing wins

[MaC]

what, nobody else wants to compliment me?

[MaC]

Well since Bacon King and Yates said nothing-and God knows I've given them time, their asses are voted off.

Now it's just
dwdl, Gabu, Joe, ilikeverin

stay tuned for further directions.

[MaC]

okay you've all been whiny bitches about a game I wanted to die, so... it's TIME for the SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN!!!111 




Canon EOS Digital Rebel XTi 10.1-Megapixel Digital SLR Camera
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10.1-megapixel CMOS sensor with built-in RGB color filter captures high-resolution images up to 3888 x 2592
Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-22 zoom lens for incredible picture detail; metal lens mount for use with more than 50 Canon EF, EF-S, TS-E and MP-E interchangeable lenses
2.5" color active-matrix TFT-LCD monitor with 230K pixels and adjustable brightness control; penta-mirror viewfinder with adjustable diopter and fixed precision-matte screen; histogram display, auto rotate and depth-of-field preview

Taking bids

dwdl
Joe Republic
Gabu
ilikeverin

no clicking links, researching, anything.  Respond within 10 seconds of looking at the picture. (no cheating or you're voted off)  Closest to the retail price without going over wins (the camera and immunity)!!!!

[MaC]

no.  and bullmoose=disqualified

[MaC]

Actual retail price $899. Dwdl wins!!

Let get my die here...

1 or 6 Gabu is off
2 or 5 Joe is off
3 or 4 ilikeverin is off

Bullmoose, you've landed on 1.02  If you would've landed on 1.00 you would win $1,000.  Hell, guys.  I should start a Price is right game after this one.

[MaC]

Can we spay or neuter someone...

...'s pets?

Definitely!

It's 4.  Ilikeverin, you've been a wonderful contestant.  We have some lovely parting gifts for you.

A years supply of Nature's Valley Granola Bars!


and a new state of the art looking toaster

[MaC]

As for bullmoose:





have fun!