The Atlas Asylum of absurd/ignorant posts IX

[Anti Democrat Democrat Club]

My only reaction:

[Never Made it to Graceland]

A lot going on in this thread. All I can conclude is that the straights are not okay.

They're just straight up not having a good time rn

[Never Made it to Graceland]

Covid was a deliberate out-of-the-lab attack by Jeff Bezos (Amazon) and/or China, to catch 2 flies with one swat: the defeat of Trump and the destruction of the US local economy (Chinas interest) and the destruction of small, local retailers (Bezosˋ interest) which resulted in a massive boost of online sales, increasing Bezosˋ wealth even more.

He's wrong about China but there's some truth to Bezos. I wouldn't be surprised if Bezos was secretly bankrolling anti mask and Covid denialism activists to prolong the virus.

[S019]

This...is just something else, and it belongs in these halls of disgrace (imagine thinking someone actually wants this, this sounds like literal Stalinism or fascism, and I have been loud and clear about being a capitalist and being someone who is a strong proponent of racial equality and a strong critic of bigotry), propose renaming the thread

You should do something about Del Tachi and jimrtex. I think they should be banned permanently (much like what BRTD is trying to do to me).

I second this honestly, though you should be banned too

> Be S019
> Wake up at 8:00 AM sharp to a knock on the door
> The police have arrived for the biweekly weapons sweep
> Open the door; ten SWAT officers march through the house to check for watermelon knives
> They confiscate a potato peeler and leave
> Time for breakfast
> Decide to make toast
> Remember that toasters have been illegal for three years, ever since a toddler got his hand stuck in one
> Put bread in electric stove
> Stove has maximum temperature of 100 degrees, as per regulations
> Look for a butter knife, but they've all been confiscated
> Spread butter on limp, warm bread using a plastic spoon
> Try not to make eye contact with the surveillance camera in the kitchen ceiling
> Time to go to work
> Don helmet and reflective vest
> Hop into government-designed mobility vehicle
> The office is only 15 miles away, but ever since the speed limit was lowered to 5 mph to prevent crashes, the commute takes three hours
> On the way to work, stop off at the courthouse to pay fines for the week
> Pay fine for not trimming weeds in front yard
> Pay fine for being outside after curfew
> Pay fine for jaywalking
> Pay fine for pumping own gas
> Eventually arrive at work at the Department of Regulatory Compliance, which employs 90% of the town
> Insert wrist barcode into scanner mounted at desk
> Receive new case file
> Subject is a man who attempted to commit suicide by jumping from a bridge but was stopped by a safety net
> This criminal must be punished for violating the anti-suicide statute
> Sentence him to death
> Spend rest of the day filling out forms, stamping forms, signing forms
> Fill out application to use fully automatic assault stapler, in order to staple the other forms
> Get in mobility vehicle for the long journey home
> On the way back, stop at a food procurement center to pick up a loaf of bread
> Mandatory strip search takes 45 minutes
> Someone is taken in for questioning after the background check flags them for painting a neighbor’s fence without an occupational license
> Finally make it in line to buy bread
> Cashier asks to see gluten permit
> He realizes the permit has been expired for two whole days
> Justice workers arrive to take me to a re-education center
> Cashier points at me and yells “HE’S GOT A FORK!”
> Lose consciousness as the justice workers rain blows upon me with their non-lethal stun batons
> Such is life in the glorious utopia of suburban New Jersey

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

You know who's an attractive man? George Will.

if you are going for elder conservative writers, i would say Richard Brookheiser.

[It’s so Joever]

This...is just something else, and it belongs in these halls of disgrace (imagine thinking someone actually wants this, this sounds like literal Stalinism or fascism, and I have been loud and clear about being a capitalist and being someone who is a strong proponent of racial equality and a strong critic of bigotry), propose renaming the thread

You should do something about Del Tachi and jimrtex. I think they should be banned permanently (much like what BRTD is trying to do to me).

I second this honestly, though you should be banned too

> Be S019
> Wake up at 8:00 AM sharp to a knock on the door
> The police have arrived for the biweekly weapons sweep
> Open the door; ten SWAT officers march through the house to check for watermelon knives
> They confiscate a potato peeler and leave
> Time for breakfast
> Decide to make toast
> Remember that toasters have been illegal for three years, ever since a toddler got his hand stuck in one
> Put bread in electric stove
> Stove has maximum temperature of 100 degrees, as per regulations
> Look for a butter knife, but they've all been confiscated
> Spread butter on limp, warm bread using a plastic spoon
> Try not to make eye contact with the surveillance camera in the kitchen ceiling
> Time to go to work
> Don helmet and reflective vest
> Hop into government-designed mobility vehicle
> The office is only 15 miles away, but ever since the speed limit was lowered to 5 mph to prevent crashes, the commute takes three hours
> On the way to work, stop off at the courthouse to pay fines for the week
> Pay fine for not trimming weeds in front yard
> Pay fine for being outside after curfew
> Pay fine for jaywalking
> Pay fine for pumping own gas
> Eventually arrive at work at the Department of Regulatory Compliance, which employs 90% of the town
> Insert wrist barcode into scanner mounted at desk
> Receive new case file
> Subject is a man who attempted to commit suicide by jumping from a bridge but was stopped by a safety net
> This criminal must be punished for violating the anti-suicide statute
> Sentence him to death
> Spend rest of the day filling out forms, stamping forms, signing forms
> Fill out application to use fully automatic assault stapler, in order to staple the other forms
> Get in mobility vehicle for the long journey home
> On the way back, stop at a food procurement center to pick up a loaf of bread
> Mandatory strip search takes 45 minutes
> Someone is taken in for questioning after the background check flags them for painting a neighbor’s fence without an occupational license
> Finally make it in line to buy bread
> Cashier asks to see gluten permit
> He realizes the permit has been expired for two whole days
> Justice workers arrive to take me to a re-education center
> Cashier points at me and yells “HE’S GOT A FORK!”
> Lose consciousness as the justice workers rain blows upon me with their non-lethal stun batons
> Such is life in the glorious utopia of suburban New Jersey

Is there a name for younger male Karens?

[S019]

This...is just something else, and it belongs in these halls of disgrace (imagine thinking someone actually wants this, this sounds like literal Stalinism or fascism, and I have been loud and clear about being a capitalist and being someone who is a strong proponent of racial equality and a strong critic of bigotry), propose renaming the thread

You should do something about Del Tachi and jimrtex. I think they should be banned permanently (much like what BRTD is trying to do to me).

I second this honestly, though you should be banned too

> Be S019
> Wake up at 8:00 AM sharp to a knock on the door
> The police have arrived for the biweekly weapons sweep
> Open the door; ten SWAT officers march through the house to check for watermelon knives
> They confiscate a potato peeler and leave
> Time for breakfast
> Decide to make toast
> Remember that toasters have been illegal for three years, ever since a toddler got his hand stuck in one
> Put bread in electric stove
> Stove has maximum temperature of 100 degrees, as per regulations
> Look for a butter knife, but they've all been confiscated
> Spread butter on limp, warm bread using a plastic spoon
> Try not to make eye contact with the surveillance camera in the kitchen ceiling
> Time to go to work
> Don helmet and reflective vest
> Hop into government-designed mobility vehicle
> The office is only 15 miles away, but ever since the speed limit was lowered to 5 mph to prevent crashes, the commute takes three hours
> On the way to work, stop off at the courthouse to pay fines for the week
> Pay fine for not trimming weeds in front yard
> Pay fine for being outside after curfew
> Pay fine for jaywalking
> Pay fine for pumping own gas
> Eventually arrive at work at the Department of Regulatory Compliance, which employs 90% of the town
> Insert wrist barcode into scanner mounted at desk
> Receive new case file
> Subject is a man who attempted to commit suicide by jumping from a bridge but was stopped by a safety net
> This criminal must be punished for violating the anti-suicide statute
> Sentence him to death
> Spend rest of the day filling out forms, stamping forms, signing forms
> Fill out application to use fully automatic assault stapler, in order to staple the other forms
> Get in mobility vehicle for the long journey home
> On the way back, stop at a food procurement center to pick up a loaf of bread
> Mandatory strip search takes 45 minutes
> Someone is taken in for questioning after the background check flags them for painting a neighbor’s fence without an occupational license
> Finally make it in line to buy bread
> Cashier asks to see gluten permit
> He realizes the permit has been expired for two whole days
> Justice workers arrive to take me to a re-education center
> Cashier points at me and yells “HE’S GOT A FORK!”
> Lose consciousness as the justice workers rain blows upon me with their non-lethal stun batons
> Such is life in the glorious utopia of suburban New Jersey

Is there a name for younger male Karens?

Yeah, they're called libertarians

[ultraviolet]

My only reaction:

I jumped in on this page and saw this and I thought it was from a show or something, but Alben Barkley actually said that lmaooo.

There’s nothing wrong with it it’s just hilarious

[fhtagn]

This...is just something else, and it belongs in these halls of disgrace (imagine thinking someone actually wants this, this sounds like literal Stalinism or fascism, and I have been loud and clear about being a capitalist and being someone who is a strong proponent of racial equality and a strong critic of bigotry), propose renaming the thread

Someone is awfully...SALTy....

[Coolface Sock #42069]

Trump wins all of his 2016 states and Harris gets remembered as the worst VP pick in American history

Ever heard of Spiro Agnew?

[VBM]

Trump wins all of his 2016 states and Harris gets remembered as the worst VP pick in American history

Ever heard of Spiro Agnew?

Yes. Bungling an election against Trump in 2024 makes you a bigger mistake than Spiro Agnew

[Kamala's side hoe]

LOL

House Slave tales.  

Trump is far more "communist dictator" than Winnie the Poo or Kim Jung Ooon.

This is why 999% of females don't like Asian dudes.  They're quite cuckish.

Sir, this is an arbys Atlas not r/China

[Joseph Cao]

LOL

House Slave tales.  

Trump is far more "communist dictator" than Winnie the Poo or Kim Jung Ooon.

This is why 999% of females don't like Asian dudes.  They're quite cuckish.

Sir, this is an arbys Atlas not r/China

If this post wasn't here already, I would've put it up here myself.

[Anti Democrat Democrat Club]

LOL

House Slave tales.  

Trump is far more "communist dictator" than Winnie the Poo or Kim Jung Ooon.

This is why 999% of females don't like Asian dudes.  They're quite cuckish.

Sir, this is an arbys Atlas not r/China

Not much of a surprise. vitoNova is a Derek Chauvin Democrat.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

LOL

House Slave tales.  

Trump is far more "communist dictator" than Winnie the Poo or Kim Jung Ooon.

This is why 999% of females don't like Asian dudes.  They're quite cuckish.

Sir, this is an arbys Atlas not r/China

Any time a vitoNova post includes a percentage, you can guess that's not going to end well.

[Holy Unifying Centrist]

LOL

House Slave tales.  

Trump is far more "communist dictator" than Winnie the Poo or Kim Jung Ooon.

This is why 999% of females don't like Asian dudes.  They're quite cuckish.

Sir, this is an arbys Atlas not r/China

Why the hell is this garbage even on Atlas? Seems like pure racism to me (referring to the original quote, not the joke)

[PSOL]

SecularGlobalist Stage of absurd and Ignorant posts

More seriously, this shows that racism and imperialism to urban and suburban wealthy social liberals in the forefront. It should not be tolerated on Atlas, and SG should get muted for a few days to self-reflect.

[Santander]

LOL

House Slave tales.  

Trump is far more "communist dictator" than Winnie the Poo or Kim Jung Ooon.

This is why 999% of females don't like Asian dudes.  They're quite cuckish.

Sir, this is an arbys Atlas not r/China

Why the hell is this garbage even on Atlas? Seems like pure racism to me (referring to the original quote, not the joke)

Yeah! I don't need the competition!

[Kuumo]

LOL

House Slave tales.  

Trump is far more "communist dictator" than Winnie the Poo or Kim Jung Ooon.

This is why 999% of females don't like Asian dudes.  They're quite cuckish.

Sir, this is an arbys Atlas not r/China

Why the hell is this garbage even on Atlas? Seems like pure racism to me (referring to the original quote, not the joke)

Yeah! I don't need the competition!

We need a John Dule post similar to the “S019’s utopia” one about Secular Globalist’s ideal America where all religion is outlawed and Asian men are second-class citizens.

[Hammy]

82 is too old to be president.

Imagine saying that about ethnicity, or about gender.

[brucejoel99]

82 is too old to be president.

Imagine saying that about ethnicity, or about gender.

What's absurdly ignorant is your ignorance to the concept of "context."

[Coolface Sock #42069]

Looks like she was made in a Fox News bimbo factory.

Sexism is OK as long as progressives do it.

[Never Made it to Graceland]

Looks like she was made in a Fox News bimbo factory.

Sexism is OK as long as progressives do it.

Sexism? Bimbos, himbos, I revile all equally.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

The fact that he had the confidence to say "house n-er" on live TV and laugh about it sums up everything wrong about him.

But he said it as part of a joke and wasn’t saying it in a racist manner. Honestly, the “White people can never say the n word, even with a soft r, no matter the context or else they’re canceled!!!” crowd is all HP. The n word is only unacceptable when the person clearly says it to be racist and belittle black people. Saying it as part of a joke is fine. Most black people don’t even care if a white guy says “n***a” as part of a joke

[VBM]

The fact that he had the confidence to say "house n-er" on live TV and laugh about it sums up everything wrong about him.

But he said it as part of a joke and wasn’t saying it in a racist manner. Honestly, the “White people can never say the n word, even with a soft r, no matter the context or else they’re canceled!!!” crowd is all HP. The n word is only unacceptable when the person clearly says it to be racist and belittle black people. Saying it as part of a joke is fine. Most black people don’t even care if a white guy says “n***a” as part of a joke

You are literally the embodiment of the right-wing NPC meme