Predict how the previous forumite will die

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Traffic accident

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Plane crash

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Is forced to choose between voting for either opebo or Mahmud Ahmadinejad. Refuses to and is killed.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Hacked to death by a mob of BJP supporters.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Runs off into the Atlantic Ocean after failing to acheive Long Island statehood.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Strangled by an angry Libertarian due to defending idiotic government policies and laws that absolutely no one else will.