At least now Trump can't get put into federal prison for raping a 13 year old girl with force and brutality because he will have the luxury of prosecutorial protection for at least the next four years just like Berlusconi had while still a prime minister. Too bad for Berlusconi that he was thrown into prison as soon as he was no longer Italy's prime minister lol.
You read it here first: Trump will be the first president in US history who will go directly from the White House to a federal high security prison somewhere in Virginia. 
Unless he asks for forgiveness to the 13 year old girl and signs a decrete that he will trust her with his entire wealth once he dies. Then maybe she will forgive her.
Fortunately for Trump he can always pardon himself.
