The Mikado
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« on: October 16, 2021, 04:45:26 PM » |
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Woman walks on stage, carrying a gasoline canister and a pack of matches.
Audience member A: Holy s**t, she's gonna light herself on fire!
Audience member B: There's still three hours left in her act, don't hurry her, we don't know where she's going with this.
Woman on stage starts juggling gasoline can, spraying gasoline everywhere on the stage, including small amounts on herself.
Audience Member A: Holy s**t, she's gonna light herself on fire! The entire stage will burn down!
Audience Member B: You're rushing to conclusions! We don't know where she's going with this! She's got hours to turn this around.
Woman on stage puts tip of gasoline canister to her lips, drinking the remaining gasoline.
Audience Member A: Holy s**t, not only is she gonna light herself on fire, she's gonna poison herself too! That is toxic!
Audience Member B: She has a plan, I'm sure of it! We're just not smart enough to see where this act is going yet.
Woman on stage grabs matchbook, placing an unlit match in her teeth.
Audience Member A: Holy s**t, we're ALL GONNA DIE! THIS CRAZY LADY WILL KILL US ALL!
Audience Member B: You worry too much, things like this always work their way out.
Woman on stage begins unsuccessfully trying to ignite match, striking it again and again. A spark seems inevitable...
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