If Trump gets indicted, will you take a celebratory shot?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oh yeah. I'll probably drive to that fancy liquor store Surdyk's and buy one of those three figure prices bottles of scotch for that!

If you take a shot of $100 scotch, you belong in prison.

I wonder if Red even understands why this is true?

To the question, I don't do shots but I shall still enjoy a fine bourbon that night.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oh yeah. I'll probably drive to that fancy liquor store Surdyk's and buy one of those three figure prices bottles of scotch for that!

If you take a shot of $100 scotch, you belong in prison.

That's for the whole bottle though, not just a shot.

I'll probably finish the bottle if he gets convicted and sent to prison.

Red, you don't do shots at all with a bottle of scotch that cost $100.  Not even one little shot.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oh yeah. I'll probably drive to that fancy liquor store Surdyk's and buy one of those three figure prices bottles of scotch for that!

If you take a shot of $100 scotch, you belong in prison.

That's for the whole bottle though, not just a shot.

I'll probably finish the bottle if he gets convicted and sent to prison.

Red, you don't do shots at all with a bottle of scotch that cost $100.  Not even one little shot.

How do you take it then?

You sip? You know, so you can actually taste the quality that you paid good money for...

I nailed it:

I wonder if Red even understands why this is true?

To the question, I don't do shots but I shall still enjoy a fine bourbon that night.