Have you ever had a Girlfriend before?

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I'm gonna be soiling my royal oates with all those Mississippi gals within that time, I'm sure.

"Soiling"?  Its sowing your oats, Naso, though I can imagine that you would considering it soiling, given your moralistic views.

Honestly though this whole thread creeps me out.  What kind of person has to think about 'getting' a girlfriend?  These things just happen, lads, and you should damned well enjoy and appreciate the times you have to yourself.