The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Torie]

I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

How many angry white males are silent is what I want to know? I mean, is CARL silent?  If not he, who?

[Torie]

Hey Mouse, I know where you live!  

[Torie]

DeMint has a picture of Joe McCarthy on his office wall.

And on his bedroom ceiling.

[Torie]

Does Cain look like he does coke? 

Only if it's crack cocaine.

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[Torie]

Todd Akin is a steadfast man of conviction, lawfully elected by the good voters of Missouri to represent them in Congress and to be on the ballot for the office of Senate this fall. That a sinister cabal of coastal GOP elites is trying to force this honest man off the ballot and nullify the voice of the people in the process, is sickening and shameful. Congressman Akin loves this country, because it is the only place on God's Earth where a man can freely express his opinion, but apparently the arrogant backstabbers at the NRC and NRSC don't feel the same way.

Akin is just his Cain substitute of the week for Lief. Lief just hasn't been the same since the Cain express went off the rails, and crashed into a bevy of his female admirers.