In all seriousness Coakley likely wins MA. There's quite a big difference between losing to Charlie Baker and losing to Scott Walker or Jeb Bush.
Coakley lost a SENATE race. Massachusetts has been a purple-blue state in terms of governors for DECADES, that's not a new thing. Yes, Patrick was a democrat, but before him, you had Romney, then Jane Swift, then William Weld, all (moderate at the time) republicans. But in the Senate races, Coakley is the SOLE exception to a deep-blue trend that began in 1976. Even if she somehow won MA presidentially, it would be a narrow 1-3% victory.
