I'm officially an old man...

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

To be honest, I am actually looking forward to growing old.  Each day that I get older puts me closer to going home to see my Jesus!  Note: my home is heaven, not Oklahoma.

True, but God isn't going to necessarily want you coming home unless you demonstrated some commitment to improving the place you were stuck for several decades. You seem to realize that, but I just wanted to remind you to keep that in mind.