Crumpets
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« on: January 19, 2016, 01:05:30 AM » |
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My prediction: "Ladies and gentlemen... we are now just two weeks from the Iowa caucuses. I only feel that it is the right time to let you all know... this has all been one big ruse. I was looking to sell some more books, and decided that a high-profile and controversial run for the highest office in the land would achieve this. I was completely unaware of how much this contrived message would resonate with voters, and I attempted to end the charade by saying increasingly ridiculous and outlandish things. It is clear to me now that the Republican electorate is completely unable or unwilling to call out bigotry and prejudice when they see it, and for this reason, I announce today that I am suspending my campaign for President and am proud to endorse Bernie Sanders in his quest to revolutionize American politics. Are you all ready to feel the Bern?! Goodnight, America!"
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