South v. 352 NPC Rioters

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Your Honor, I represent the defendants in this matter. In our nation it is imperative that any finding from a judge affecting the rights of a defendant be based in law and not contradict the Constitution. Accordingly, I ask that each of my clients be treated fairly and without prejudice; that the law and each element thereof be construed in favor of my clients where appropriate; that no undue harm be levied against my clients; and that your decision be based in law.

None of my clients have expressed desire to waive their rights, to admit guilt or to otherwise incriminate themselves.

Therefore, on behalf of the accused, I reject all claims made by the Southern Attorney General. I will also emphasize that Mr. Weatherboy has indicated that 352 people were arrested, and yet guilt has not been proven for any one of them thus far. Mr. Reactionary must prove that there is reasonable cause for denying bail to all 352 of those aforementioned people.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

No further comment. I thank the Court for its time and for having the opportunity to represent anyone in a case in 9 years.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

If Mr. Reactionary and the GM team are on board, so am I.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

No objection to the panel.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Yes, Your Honor.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

I checked the census and thumb21 is registered in the South in a place with the abbreviation WL. I assume this is related to the CMA that was repealed but I would humbly request Justice PiT to allow Mr. thumb21 be a juror if he registers in a Southern state. I trust his judgment and believe he would be an impartial member of this jury like the rest.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

As Registrar General, Mr. thumb21 continues to interpret citizens in British territory as valid. Mr. thumb21 is registered in Wales, which the CMA designates to the South. Repeal passed the Senate but was never signed by the president. Therefore current law cannot be used to disenfranchise individuals who have already been in British territory.

Your Honor, I urge you to rule Mr. thumb21 a Southern citizen, as he's always been, for the purposes of this jury selection.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

No objection.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

I accept the juror.