2004: Zell Miller (D) vs. Lincoln Chaffee (R)

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Conservative Democrat vs. Liberal Republican. The ultimate confrontation. Are there any states that either of them would hold for their party?
In my opinion, a very odd looking electoral map:

Senator Zell Miller (D-GA) 305 electoral votes
Senator Lincoln Chaffee (R-RI) 233 electoral votes

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

an authoritarian

Why are you trying to rebrand yourself?

what?

Who the Hell, and especially what mainstream conservative, calls Chafee an 'authoritarian'? This word that's just now entered your lexicon and that I've been railing against for years, I don't think it means what you think it means.

Why are you trying to rebrand yourself?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

an authoritarian

Why are you trying to rebrand yourself?

what?

Who the Hell, and especially what mainstream conservative, calls Chafee an 'authoritarian'? This word that's just now entered your lexicon and that I've been railing against for years, I don't think it means what you think it means.

Why are you trying to rebrand yourself?

I wasn't aware that I was.

Who, and especially what mainstream atheist, believes in 'Hell'? This word that's just now entered your lexicon and the place that I've been railing against for years, I don't think it means what you think it means.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I'll take the Democrat in name only over the candidate who isn't even Republican in name. I think Miller wins, too.

This is 2004, when both still held office, and Chaffee was still a Republican.