I prefer a calorie tax on junk food sales collected with all income going toward a tax subsidy on produce.
you'd be popular in the midwest. Nothing they like better than produce subsidies. Especially those favoring corn and other ethanol-producing crops.
I'm not for any of it, myself.
Yeah, the more I think about it, the more I think you're parodying the perfect congressman. Let's tax fructose-containing foods, then use the tax to subsidize the growers of the fructose, who will grow more fructose, sell more fructose, and we'll get more taxes on that fructose.
It's all circular, and all very clever.
I'm for letting folks grow what they want, smoke what they grow, and eat what they grow but don't smoke, all without any subsidies or consumption taxes.
I think I'm becoming a libertarian in my old age. I think you are too.