Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So, is Granny stuck cooking for everyone tonight, Bushie?

[Lief 🗽]

Mr. Morden,

The 'brief relaxation' was a nap, not porn.  And, yes, all but one subscription is cancelled.  I haven't been home to take care of the last one.

how many f'ing subscriptions did you have?

think of all the $$$ that added to your very large credit card debt.

Exactly. Next time you face a moment of weakness, Bushie, just post on here and we'll gladly direct you to some high quality, HD free pornography resources. Friends don't let friends go into credit card debt to watch porn.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Jeez, I can't believe he had that many porn subscriptions. And his parents were funding them to boot! How did they not know? My parents always ask what X charges are on my cards if they look fishy.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Jeez, I can't believe he had that many porn subscriptions. And his parents were funding them to boot! How did they not know? My parents always ask what X charges are on my cards if they look fishy.

Yeah but they probably don't believe for a second he has brief relaxations, much less porn.  You, you're a horndog like all good Greek boys, Dukey.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Mr. Morden,

The 'brief relaxation' was a nap, not porn.  And, yes, all but one subscription is cancelled.  I haven't been home to take care of the last one.

It takes you multiple days to cancel a porn subscription, yet you feel confident enough in your computer skills to be an orphanage administrator... or even scarier, make building plans with a computer?  If you can't cancel a porn subscription, I wouldn't want to be living in a house you designed.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Grumps, we're all pitching in for dinner.

Duke, including PB, I only had four.

Inks, there's something called procrastination.  I am really good at that!

[WalterMitty]

Bushie have you ever considered the chris christie surgery?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Grumps, we're all pitching in for dinner.

Duke, including PB, I only had four.

Inks, there's something called procrastination.  I am really good at that!

Yes, it's easy to procrastinate when it comes to stopping using other people's money.  Which is what makes all of this even more despicable.  You're cracking jokes about the fact that you're defrauding your parents out of money to pay for online porn... that's pretty twisted.

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie have you ever considered the chris christie surgery?

I estimate it would take about a day for the band to snap.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Grumps, we're all pitching in for dinner.

Duke, including PB, I only had four.

Inks, there's something called procrastination.  I am really good at that!

Yes, it's easy to procrastinate when it comes to stopping using other people's money.  Which is what makes all of this even more despicable.  You're cracking jokes about the fact that you're defrauding your parents out of money to pay for online porn... that's pretty twisted.

I know, but I've stopped them now and looking for a way to kill the PB. It's bad, but I'm not bad.

If you're trying to get me to feel guilty, bring your lunch!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Grumps, we're all pitching in for dinner.

Duke, including PB, I only had four.

Inks, there's something called procrastination.  I am really good at that!

Yes, it's easy to procrastinate when it comes to stopping using other people's money.  Which is what makes all of this even more despicable.  You're cracking jokes about the fact that you're defrauding your parents out of money to pay for online porn... that's pretty twisted.

I know, but I've stopped them now and looking for a way to kill the PB. It's bad, but I'm not bad.

If you're trying to get me to feel guilty, bring your lunch!

What do you mean trying to find a way? It's hard to cancel it? Or you just can't bring yourself to say goodbye?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie have you ever considered the chris christie surgery?

I estimate it would take about a day for the band to snap.

I thought about it, but I would rather go for liposuction, first.  I've heard it's bad news if the lap band snaps.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Grumps, we're all pitching in for dinner.

Duke, including PB, I only had four.

Inks, there's something called procrastination.  I am really good at that!

Yes, it's easy to procrastinate when it comes to stopping using other people's money.  Which is what makes all of this even more despicable.  You're cracking jokes about the fact that you're defrauding your parents out of money to pay for online porn... that's pretty twisted.

I know, but I've stopped them now and looking for a way to kill the PB. It's bad, but I'm not bad.

If you're trying to get me to feel guilty, bring your lunch!

What do you mean trying to find a way? It's hard to cancel it? Or you just can't bring yourself to say goodbye?

I couldn't see a cancel subscription link on the website.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Grumps, we're all pitching in for dinner.

Duke, including PB, I only had four.

Inks, there's something called procrastination.  I am really good at that!

Yes, it's easy to procrastinate when it comes to stopping using other people's money.  Which is what makes all of this even more despicable.  You're cracking jokes about the fact that you're defrauding your parents out of money to pay for online porn... that's pretty twisted.

I know, but I've stopped them now and looking for a way to kill the PB. It's bad, but I'm not bad.

If you're trying to get me to feel guilty, bring your lunch!

1. So have you actually cancelled ALL of your porn subscriptions?
2. What is PB?
3. You can say you're not bad, but how would you call someone who repeatedly does bad things, knowing that they are bad?  I wouldn't call that person "good".
4. If you don't feel guilty about taking money from your parents to buy porn with money that you claim you need (even though the real reason is that you're too lazy to get a job), then you're either lying or suffer from some psychological problem.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Grumps, we're all pitching in for dinner.

Duke, including PB, I only had four.

Inks, there's something called procrastination.  I am really good at that!

Yes, it's easy to procrastinate when it comes to stopping using other people's money.  Which is what makes all of this even more despicable.  You're cracking jokes about the fact that you're defrauding your parents out of money to pay for online porn... that's pretty twisted.

I know, but I've stopped them now and looking for a way to kill the PB. It's bad, but I'm not bad.

If you're trying to get me to feel guilty, bring your lunch!

What do you mean trying to find a way? It's hard to cancel it? Or you just can't bring yourself to say goodbye?

I couldn't see a cancel subscription link on the website.

I find this very hard to believe.  There has to be some kind of contact form.  Again... you want to be an administrator and you can't even figure out how a porn site works?  Yikes...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Grumps, we're all pitching in for dinner.

Duke, including PB, I only had four.

Inks, there's something called procrastination.  I am really good at that!

Yes, it's easy to procrastinate when it comes to stopping using other people's money.  Which is what makes all of this even more despicable.  You're cracking jokes about the fact that you're defrauding your parents out of money to pay for online porn... that's pretty twisted.

I know, but I've stopped them now and looking for a way to kill the PB. It's bad, but I'm not bad.

If you're trying to get me to feel guilty, bring your lunch!

What do you mean trying to find a way? It's hard to cancel it? Or you just can't bring yourself to say goodbye?

I couldn't see a cancel subscription link on the website.

I find this very hard to believe.  There has to be some kind of contact form.  Again... you want to be an administrator and you can't even figure out how a porn site works?  Yikes...

Ready for lunch, yet?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Then at least tell your parents that you're using their money for porn and can't figure out how to cancel it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Then at least tell your parents that you're using their money for porn and can't figure out how to cancel it.

Yawn

[Joe Biden 2020]

Oh, PB is playboy.

[Lief 🗽]

Try this number Bushie: 1 (877) 446-0771

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Then at least tell your parents that you're using their money for porn and can't figure out how to cancel it.

Yawn

Wow... your actions might be the most unethical thing I've ever seen from someone I actually "know".  You're defrauding your parents (one of which may be out of a job soon) to buy your porn, and you're even flippant about doing it.  That's more unethical than Bernie Madoff... why?  Because Madoff didn't "love" the people he was defrauding.  How can you honestly say you love your parents when you're ripping them off and you don't even care that you're doing it?

Hell... this is honestly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen unfold.... if you don't feel guilty, then I feel pity for you, because that's not normal human behavior.  If you don't feel something, then you're beyond help.  But if that's true, you should never be working in an orphanage if you're really in that condition.

My guess is that you do feel guilty; you're just being too stubborn to admit it because you don't want me to be right.  In that case, that's just extreme immaturity, and you, again, probably shouldn't be in a position to be caring for kids.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Will Rogers World Airport in Oklahoma City

1. Will Rogers died in a plane crash.
2. This airport is the only one to have 'World' in its name rather than the more customary 'International'.
3. You cannot fly to any international destinations from this World Airport.

loloklahoma

Calm down Joe.  They do run the occasional international charter flight out of there.  Besides, I'm certain international service will improve when Tulsa wins the Olympics, as OKC should be a good auxiliary airport to deal with the overflow that Tulsa International can't handle.

[Joe Biden 2020]

As soon as I am alone, which will likely be tomorrow, I'll call.  Thanks.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

As soon as I am alone, which will likely be tomorrow, I'll call.  Thanks.

You should also actually confess to your parents what you did.  Doesn't your Christian faith compel you to confess your wrongs to those you've wronged?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Then at least tell your parents that you're using their money for porn and can't figure out how to cancel it.

Yawn

Wow... your actions might be the most unethical thing I've ever seen from someone I actually "know".  You're defrauding your parents (one of which may be out of a job soon) to buy your porn, and you're even flippant about doing it.  That's more unethical than Bernie Madoff... why?  Because Madoff didn't "love" the people he was defrauding.  How can you honestly say you love your parents when you're ripping them off and you don't even care that you're doing it?

Hell... this is honestly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen unfold.... if you don't feel guilty, then I feel pity for you, because that's not normal human behavior.  If you don't feel something, then you're beyond help.  But if that's true, you should never be working in an orphanage if you're really in that condition.

My guess is that you do feel guilty; you're just being too stubborn to admit it because you don't want me to be right.  In that case, that's just extreme immaturity, and you, again, probably shouldn't be in a position to be caring for kids.

You're a trip.