HB 1345: Dumb Regulations Repeal Act 14. Common Sense (Failed)

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I encourage the house to REJECT this bill in its current form. The following regulations are sound and should remain in law:

iv. 21 USC §§333, 387c, 387f & 21 CFR §1143.3(b)(2)(iii) which makes it a federal crime to advertise roll-your-own tobacco without using Helvetica bold, Arial bold, or a similar sans serif font to warn people that nicotine is addictive.

vii. 21 USC §§352(f), 333, 21 CFR §§876.5020, 801.5, 801.15 & FDA Guidance which makes it a federal crime to sell a penis constriction ring without adequate warnings, including not to fall asleep while wearing it and to wait an hour between uses.

x. 40 USC §1315 & 45 CFR §3.5 which makes it a federal crime to find money that someone lost at the National Institutes of Health and not turn it in to the police, or to some other office where they might know who it belongs to.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I still encourage the chamber to reject this theft-legalizing legislation.

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