Just offering BRTD a chance to live in a city away from those nasty boring suburbs. The houses just need a little work. Call them fixer-uppers.
BTW Memphis I suspect that you never lived in or near Detroit, so you really don't know what the hell you're talking about. If you talk to suburbanites around Detroit a frequent story you will hear is that they previously lived in a nice house in Detroit but were forced to move because of the rising crime rates.
And the reason the crime rate is high is because everybody with the means has left. It's not a contest, but we've got plenty of blight in Memphis. The conservative white folks are perpetually moving further and further away, forcing the taxpayers to pay for new roads, schools, utilities, etc. I'm so glad I live in Memphis and not the sticks outside, so I'm not contributing to the problem.