Alabama Megathread 3: Results Thread

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Trump's low energy rally:

Wonder how much he paid them.

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Somehow, I don't think Gadsden is going to turn in very high numbers for their homegrown Chester the Molester.

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If Moore actually blows this, I really think it'll be more akin to a death by a thousand cuts aided by the assault deathblow in November. Even before he turned out to be a pedophiliac freak, he was a proven loser prone to saying plenty of wacky s**t anathema even to Alabamans, like the 9/11 gaffes.

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I've heard through the grapevines from someone who was in the know about VA polls before they released that there's a good poll for Jones releasing tomorrow. Could be the Emerson one?

I wonder if it's the SUSA one someone was posting about earlier.

Either one would be fantastic news for Jones, considering Emerson and SUSA both lean Republican (Emerson more dramatically).

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Does SUSA lean rep? Honestly I consider them a pretty good pollster. Too bad a lot of their clientele are lame local news stations that have them ask about how people feel about Christmas shopping or the crappy potholes downtown.

I seem to recall that they gave way too much benefit of the doubt to Rossi, Buck, and Angle in late 2010, but don't quote me on that. It's been a while.

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Can't dougie the Dougie. I will ride this ship to the end and sink with it if I have to.

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If this turns out to be a UK '17 situation, with pollsters fatally underestimating youth turnout, I'll do an actual f**king dance.

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McConnell is a goner in 2020:

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Mitch McGonnell.

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CNN exit polls give Trump's approval rating among Alabama voters as 48-48.

If that's even close to true, Moore is dead-out f**ked.

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Black belt still showing up in the strech apparently https://mobile.twitter.com/rockrichard/status/940732149459808256

Dis gon be gud.

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For anyone interested in what the Bernie wing thinks about today's election, Nina Turner just said on CNN that Democrats shouldn't celebrate in case Jones win.

Nina Turner doesn’t speak for the Bernie wing in any meaningful sense.

She is the president of Our Revolution. You can't get more Bernie wing than that.

I legitimately had no clue who she was until I came to Atlas. Don't try to pin me to her.

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I suppose you take your Lattes with extra froth...

And you're an obnoxious toad. Onto ignore!