Egads! New evidence has recently come to light, of a dastardly conspiracy to pervert the outcomes our elections, instigated by the prince of darkness, Witless Wulfric, himself! I am informed by a highly reliable source, that he has engaged to sell his vote for sex socks —a wicked scheme, the product of his depraved mind, which holds no thing sacred.
We must preach vigilance in our communities, and in particular to vulnerable young people: just say no to socks!
“Cascadiuh” or as he’s better known, OBD, should show himself immediately before the committee. He has much to answer for.
I will not accede to the demands of the false committee, so long as they continue to blaspheme against Philism and infringe upon the national sovereignty of Cascadia.
