Comedy Goldmine 4: Mystery Atlas Theater 3000

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Also, why does Fidel Castro order a terrorist attack on a hotel in Southern Florida? It dosen't make sense. Why would he?

Why would he order the target of missels at southern Florida in October of 1962? Think about it.

Castro didn't do that my friend. The US found missile bases in Cuba.

So you think that some twelve year old and his friend owned a missile base and put it there and shot in at our country? Man, your logic with your statement is stupid.

Do you listen to yourself? BTW: Cuban Missile Crisis

I don't believe in Wikepedia.

Are you phucking kidding me?  All the Wikipedia article is saying is exactly what everyone in the US has learned in history class for the last 40 years.

You do not know much about Wikepedia, do you? I did not think that you did. People can change things on Wikepedia any time they want, as long as they have an account on Wikepedia.

I know what happened during the Cuban Missel Crisis, probably better than you do, but I do not trust everything that Wikepedia says.

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Chances are that if I didn't include it it wasn't hillarious, despite what you may think of your own jokes.

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Why was the "ban BRTD" thread deleted? Deleting threads kind of fascist, like that douchebag Jonah Goldberg.

NAME DROP!

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so, joe, you go around saying 'my bad'?

i hope you dont call your house 'the crib'?

totes, broseph.

pound that sh**t.

*fistbump, collar pop.

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McCain/Barbour: 120
Obama/Bloomberg: 88
Nader/Gonzales: 330


Nader landslides, obviously.  The District of Columbia was quite a close run race, but Nader edges it given his home-'state' advantage.  And Virginia is of course a lock for Obama, according to the conventional wisdom among his supporters.

That map makes little to no sense to me.

I think that this election would be close between McCain and Obama. But, I think that McCain would pull it out.

The selection of Bloomberg might disturb many of Obama's original supporters.

Also, your Virgina call and many others just make no sense. I am sorry.

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Naso is Spitzer?

Mr. Naso wishes he was Eliot Spitzer

Please. Let's think about that statement.

#1. He's a democrat
#2. He's corrupt
#3. He's ugly and I am hot

Please...atleast I wouldn't need to go down to the snack shack to pick up a chick.

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i assume ampere is one of those 'my dad messed up my life and i despise my mom' bands.

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Apparently Naso's definition of an actor is Steve Guttenberg circa 1993.

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The NBA does have some horrible names for teams.

It's not as bad as the WNBA.  Although, you can pretty much say that for anything.

arent the wnba team names similar to the nba team name in that city?

detroit isnt called the water pumps are they?

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i actually think clinton looks 'better' at age 60 than she did at age 30-35.

amazing what money can do for you.

I agree, actually.  This is what I mean by gigantic face, though:



That really has to stop.

As long as it's not replaced with this:



I only hope this was to celebrate the release of a Star Wars VHS box set.

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Yes.  I know a handful of 30-somethings who listen to the Cure, Sisters of Mercy, and Bauhaus.   Quality emo. 

This is supposed to be a place for funny posts. You fail.

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you dont see me creaming my knickers over west virginia or kentucky.  OMG SHE IS GOING TO CLEAN HOUSE@!

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Well, now I am not voting for McVain at all. What an idoit.

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This whole thread...  and the future contributions too, no doubt.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=75017.0

Notably this recent addition...

Josh, are you still a gay?

People should be consistent like me, I have always been a moderate conservative homo.

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So people are just really hard on themselves:

Sorry I just don't like guns.   I was trying my best to make a case against them.  Sorry.  I am an asshole.

Somehow I don't think those with learning disabilities should be eligible for the Comedy Goldmine but I wouldn't expect that much from DWDL.

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Please take the Goldmine  material here:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=76096.0