Takeover of the Nerds II: Revamped, Redone, and Really Great!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Um, I would hardly allow myself to be portrayed as a lightweight, and I doubt I would ever rise to the level of Senator. That said, having too long-winded of debate answers or seeming to fail utterly to conform to GOP orthodoxy would assuredly sink my campaign.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Sanchez has the seedy Florida campaign experience and cut-throat attitude to rip a loose cannon like Santander to shreds. I'm aware Sanchy will have his own image issues with the liberal media, but he would have the operative advantage to forge a cutthroat and divisive path to victory (only in the primary). On the whole, though, I don't know if I'm seeing the political talent necessary among the GOP field to take on former DNC Chair and political veteran Adam Griffin (who will no doubt win the primary--it's not only a matter of his rookie opposition, but also that half of them are too mentally unstable to keep a campaign together).

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Sanchez/Con '16: Make America America Again!

Hell yeah, brother!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

What's notable about the green counties that would imply I'd win pluralities there?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Our campaign memorabilia will be indistinguishable from the douchey American flag tank top I wear to the beach. Because that's the point.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Did I win angry Massachusetts (South Boston) men?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Also, I'm wondering what, in general, the candidates' coalitions are (not just ideology--but, if you can, ethnicities and income/education levels).

Surprised Griffin hasn't dominated, as he's practically built most state Democratic parties below the Mason-Dixon line by this point in time, no? Super delegates'll probably be in the bag for him, if anything.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Also, I'm wondering what, in general, the candidates' coalitions are (not just ideology--but, if you can, ethnicities and income/education levels).

Surprised Griffin hasn't dominated, as he's practically built most state Democratic parties below the Mason-Dixon line by this point in time, no? Super delegates'll probably be in the bag for him, if anything.

ChairmanSanchez: urban establishments, Cubans, Hispanics - Rubio-type
SunriseAroundTheWorld: suburban moderates and Jews - Kasich-type
ExtremeRepublican: religious right/Cruz-type white southern voters

Adam Griffin: African-Americans, Asian-Americans, liberals and non-southern moderates
SouthernGothic: white conservadems
Antonio V: Westerners and liberals, Hispanics

Strange. Knowing Sanchez, I would have assumed a Cruz/Trump-type coalition.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Griffin should've had this wrapped up by now. The party doesn't have a place for a blue dawg nominee. I blame this on the #AdamsHealth rumors.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Very good choice, Sanchez. We have many differences; tell me what I need to lie about in order to give the ticket the necessary cohesion needed to beat Boss Griffin.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

If I'm old enough to run for President, I'd probably have a doctorate. I doubt I'd let some robot portray me as a bumbling fool. He'd be scrap metal by the time I'm done with him.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Losing VA this early on is a problem.

We have tons of angry whites waiting just north and West...